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      America Furever<br>Talking Card 4th of july ecards America Furever Talking Card
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      Uncle Sam's Request 4th of july ecards Uncle Sam's Request
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      Americans! Listen up! I want YOU to have a Happy Fourth of July. That’s a request directly from your Uncle Sam. Go out and romp and frolic. Or if you’re too tired, you can simply cavort. Or repose yourself upon the reclining object of your choosing. And don’t forget to fire up that grill. Throw a horseshoe. Have a barbeque. Throw a horseshoe at the barbeque. I don’t care. Just have fun. Indulge in your cold beverage of preference. And, by all means, enjoy some fireworks. Yes, Americans, I want YOU to celebrate Independence Day. Because without Independence Day, we’d all be drinking tea and eating crumpets and fish and chips like a bunch of Queen-lovin’ pudding-slurpers! That’s right. You heard me. Now get out there and have a Happy Fourth of July!
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      4th of July Picnic 4th of july ecards 4th of July Picnic
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      KETCHUP: Ahhh...now this is the life. MUSTARD: You said it, Ketchup...Nothin' like a picnic on the Fourth of July! KETCHUP: Yep, it's my day to shine! MUSTARD: Wait...Your day? You mean my day... KETCHUP: Get outta here. Everybody knows today's a day to celebrate all things American--Baseball, apple pie, and most importantly HOTDOGS! And what's better on a hot dog than me? Good ol' Ketchup! Woo-Hoo! I rock! MUSTARD: Have you lost your mind? I go perfect on a hot dog,not you! I mean, don't get me wrong, you're good on say, french fries--- KETCHUP: FRENCH fries?!? Did you just call me French?!? MUSTARD: Lighten up, K. All I'm saying is, I'm better on hot dogs, not you... KETCHUP: Noooo...I'm better. MUSTARD: I'm better. KETCHUP: No me. MUSTARD: Me! KETCHUP: ME! MUSTARD: ME!! KETCHUP & MUSTARD: MEEEEEE!! MUSTARD: Look, let's just say we're both good on hotdogs. After all, America's the great melting pot, right? The land of the free! Home of the brave! The beacon of light for generations of peoples to come together as one... KETCHUP: Plus we're not mayonnaise. KETCHUP and MUSTARD: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa! Mayonnaise! What a joke! Nobody likes you! The worst! Etc. Hope your 4th of July can't be topped!
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      Uncle Samster<br>Talking Card 4th of july ecards Uncle Samster Talking Card
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