SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
Im just a little valentine, Im simple, small and plain. I didnt come from Paris, France Or Italy, or Spain. Im just a little valentine, Im humble and Im tiny, I dont come stamped with foil That is silver, red, or shiny. Im just a little valentine, Ive got no bows or lace, With just a few sweet words To put a smile on your face. Im just a little valentine -- A simple song with art But Im sending you a GREAT BIG wish That comes straight from my heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
A Thanksgiving Prayer For Autumn, with its brilliant shades of russet, green, and gold, For all of nature's glories we are privileged to behold, For loved ones and for special friends who cheer and bless our way-- We fold our hands in heartfelt prayer on this Thanksgiving Day. Happy Thanksgiving
Oh (recipient's name) Here's a very special birthday song Made just for you by (sender's name) Let's all sing along! We'll celebrate, but not with cake, Just blow out all the candles On your (recipient's favorite food) More fun than you can handle! Oh (recipient's name) You're *turning (recipient's age) today! So hope all your birthday wishes come your way-- Have a Happy Birthday! It's your birthday-- find your happy place!
With Warm Thoughts and Prayers at Thanksgiving MAY God bless you with every good gift from above God touch you with kindness, compassion, and love God keep you in safety wherever you go God love you for being so special to know. Have a Blessed Thanksgiving
A Special New Year Message for You. "Believe" Believe in yourself -- in the power you have to control your own life, day by day Believe in the strength that you have deep inside, and your faith will help show you the way... Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring -- let a hopeful heart carry you through... For things will work out if you trust and believe there's no limit to what you can do! The sky's the limit, so have your happiest year yet!
Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's grand being green! Whether just for the day or forever. We've got all the blarney, We've got all the luck, We're witty, good-looking and clever! Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's fun being green! We're charming, outspoken and friendly, There's two types of people: There's those who are green, And those who are just green with envy! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
A JULY 4TH TRIBUTE to America the Beautiful -- Oh Beautiful, for spacious skies For amber waves of grain For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain America, America, God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good With brotherhood From sea to shining sea. Wishing you a very happy and peaceful 4th of July!
Butterflies, bees and the blooms on the trees, God has given us beauty. He's nurtured and blessed every hive, nook and nest, God has given us love. At this time of rebirth for all creatures on earth and the promise of life all around. God Bless You at Easter and Always!
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
This Thanksgiving, For the beauties and abundance of the earth, for family near and far, for friends old and new, for the gift of each brand new day and the chance to make a difference, Let us give thanks. I am thankful for many blessings in my life. Knowing you is one of them Happy Thanksgiving
Autumn skies, crisp clean air... bright leaves falling here and there... pies are baking, meals prepared... warmth and hugs and laughter shared. Wishing you all the special things a beautiful Thanksgiving brings.
Tumbling leaves of red and gold, bright colors everywhere. Cider, apples, pumpkin pies, wild geese that fill the air. Friends and family gathered round to share Thanksgiving day. What blessings fill our hearts each time November comes our way! Happy Thanksgiving!
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
At Rosh Hashanah Life gives us many blessings, but the nicest kind by far Is knowing certain people who are as special as you are. That's why this brings you wishes when Rosh Hashanah's here For all the best that life can bring throughout the coming year! Shanah Tovah
You can change ANY of the words in this eCard! Right now it reads, May your home be filled with happiness, your hearts with love, your days with joy, at Christmas and always. Merry Christmas from the Johnson Family.
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween