As a boss, our fearless leader Couldn't make our work life sweeter Meeting deadlines, bandwidth crunches, Working oftentimes through dinnertimes and lunches. Texts and emails keep on pinging And your cellphones always ringing. Headaches stack up by the crate-full. It's for all of this and more that I'm so grateful! Happy Boss's Day
Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's grand being green! Whether just for the day or forever. We've got all the blarney, We've got all the luck, We're witty, good-looking and clever! Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's fun being green! We're charming, outspoken and friendly, There's two types of people: There's those who are green, And those who are just green with envy! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Lyrics: Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. It's you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthdays all about you. With singing and greetings and festive proceedings, from morning till late in the day, Youre the star of the show and youre MAGNIFICO put the hip in the hip-hip-hooray! Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. Its you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthday is all about you. Heres hoping your day may be MOLTO BENE* with wishes from all of your friends! And problems? Theyll be no with everything FINO** until-a you birthday it ends! Happy Birthday!
10. O Holiday Tree 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter 8. Frosty the Snowperson 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for Which I Do Have a Permit) 6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits) 3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings 2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection 1. Ill Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December Hope your holiday rocks.
Oh (recipient's name) Here's a very special birthday song Made just for you by (sender's name) Let's all sing along! We'll celebrate, but not with cake, Just blow out all the candles On your (recipient's favorite food) More fun than you can handle! Oh (recipient's name) You're *turning (recipient's age) today! So hope all your birthday wishes come your way-- Have a Happy Birthday! It's your birthday-- find your happy place!
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
Cant wait for the date its nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkeys done, got to run clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we dont starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? Were thankful for all that weve been given yes were thankful that if we overeat well be forgiven Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, were grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! Were hoping that with all the bloat we dont look like a Macys float! Now its time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts Its to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look be sure you dont forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
Wellllllllllllllllllllll theres Cabbage and shamrocks and Irish hearts prancing and claddagh rings (dandy for handy romancing) and lucks all around us with leprechauns dancing plus lots of good wishes for Saint Patricks Day Theres wolfhounds and Guinness and music quite airy and corned beef a-cooking and smiles all merry parades in the morning from Dublin to Derry plus happy good wishes for Saint Patricks Daaaaaaaaaaaaay!
OK...Scary. Alright - 1, 2, 3, Go! I'm a scary bat, eek, eek eek, give me some candy or I'll bite some holes in you. Are you scared? No? OK. I am death at your doorstep. I'll get you my pretty. I am 100 years old - that's 700 in dog years. You were playing with the Ouija board and now you must pay! I am not a dog with a sheet, I am an evil ghost. Am I scaring you yet? How 'bout now? I saw you flinch! Boo! Eek! Rawr! Oh man. Mom, you're not making my costumes any more, I can't scare anybody. Wishing you a little fright on Halloween night!
It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the extra naptime! I'm thankful for the extra leftovers! I'm thankful for this great disguise! I'm thankful for wonderful people like you! Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
How the Easter Bunny Got His Job Easter Egg Delivery Specialist Tryouts Guy in Red Suit Next Please Dude in Diaper Thats not right. Short Green Guy Uh, thanks, well let you know. Ridiculously Large Bunny Perfect! When can you start? Just Wanted to Deliver an Easter Wish: Have a Good One!
Americans! Listen up! I want YOU to have a Happy Fourth of July. That's a request directly from your Uncle Sam. Go out and romp and frolic. Or if you're too tired, you can simply cavort. Or repose yourself upon the reclining object of your choosing. And don't forget to fire up that grill. Throw a horseshoe. Have a barbeque. Throw a horseshoe at the barbeque. I don't care. Just have fun. Indulge in your cold beverage of preference. And, by all means, enjoy some fireworks. Yes, Americans, I want YOU to celebrate Independence Day. Because without Independence Day, we'd all be drinking tea and eating crumpets and fish and chips like a bunch of Queen-lovin' pudding-slurpers! That's right. You heard me. Now get out there and have a Happy Fourth of July!
Passover's coming, Everyone's running, Preparing something for the Seder meal! Matzo-balls are stewing Chicken-soup is brewing, Everything we're doing With a special zeal! Quick, set the Seder plate, Hurry, it's getting late, Shank bone... roasted egg... Where's the bitter herb!? Cover the matzos up, Fill up Elijah's cup, Chop some potatoes up, Those will be superb! Oh! No! One hour to go! Make charoset and some moror! Sweep the kitchen! Wash the floor-or! Cut horseradish if you're able! Put Haggadahs on the table! Pour the wine! Pour the wine! Collapse... and... have... a... great... night! Happy Passover!
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... I got some in my car! Chocolate eggs and jelly beans The finest Easter Day cuisine Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard. Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... We chose this for careers! Easter baskets, colored eggs We hop around on bunny legs Easter baskets colored eggs Hop around bunny legs Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
Family meal, eating as much as I feel, So excited I might squeal -- My First Thanksgiving! Gravy and peas, and pass-the-potatoes, please, I'll be dining on all of these -- My First Thanksgiving! I'll see parades and football games, and get to cheer and shout, And finally experience what this day is all about. I just have to say, been waiting all year for this day, I can't wait to try the buffet -- My First Thanksgiving! Have a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving