a little song just for you from the Moo-nicorn What you did's unusual -- Exceptional, and rare! You're awesomely uncommon, Not just found most anywhere. That's why this little song for you Was carefully designed to tell you quite uniquely you are one-of-a-kind! Thank you for being You
Whether your name is ODonnell, or Murphy, OConnor or Boyle, Or Gallagher, Gilroy or Campbell, Fitzgerald, McLaughlin or Doyle, If youre called Brennan or Daly, or Collins, OReilly or Dunn, or Sullivan, Craig or McConaughy, St. Paddys will surely be fun! Whether your family names Kelly, McCauley, ONeil or Quinn, McNally or Walsh or OCarroll, or Connelly or Donnelly, or Flynn, If an O is your first letter, or in your name starts with a Mc Have fun on this day, but be careful to no drink too much and get sick! Whether youre Moore or OMalley, ODougherty, Farell or Byrne, Or Wilson, or Hughes, or Maguire, or Kennedy, Kane or OHearn, If your names Lynch or McCarthy, or Cleary, or Burke or Malone, Or Ryan, OBrien, or Nolan, let somebody else drive you home! If Your Name is From the Isle, Heres Sending You a Smile! Happy St. Patricks Day!
I'm so flashy I'm so classy I'm a holiday sweater. I'm so chic and terrifique-- nothing says Christmas better! No one can miss me, looking so glitzy-- Have a real snazzy holiday! Celebrate in style and have a fabulous holiday!
And now, in honor of Halloween, the Top 5 Scarecrow Complaints! Number 5 Every day its denim and flannel, denim and flannel. Number 4 Two words: Crow poop. Yeah, youre real brave when youre up there, huh? Come down here and well see how tough you are! Number 3 Everybody just assumes that you can dance like that Wizard of Oz scarecrow. And by the way, a brain aint the first organ ID be wishing for, you know what Im sayin? Number 2 This job would be a lot easier if I was packin heat. And the Number 1 Scarecrow Complaint... Youd be grumpy too if you had a broomstick up your a$$. Happy Halloween
I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
How Dogs Celebrate Easter 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. (You know...pretty much like every day!) Hope your Easter is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
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Happy Birthday One of the best things about having a birthday is making a wish. But it'll only come true if you blow out all your candles. Make a wish and click! This can be a problem if some jokester fools you with trick candles. But don't give up yet! CLICK again! As the candles light back up. click to get rid of as many as you can. You have 15 seconds before your wish wears off. Click the cake to begin. Time: Score: Congratulations! Your wish is ## times more likely to come true. And I'm wishing you a happy birthday, too!
Want to see how numbers can reveal something very special about your personality? Pick a number from 1 to 10 and click on that number. NEXT If your number is even, divide it by 2. NEXT If you number is odd, your may add 1, or subtract 1, then divide by 2. NEXT If your number is even, add 3. If you number is odd, add 4. NEXT Now, you have an option. You may multiply your new number by 2, or keep the number you have. Choose now. NEXT Here's another option. You may subtract 2 from your current number, or keep the number you have. Choose now. NEXT Got your number? Type it in the box. Click NEXT to see what this number reveals about YOU! Since you arrived at the number , this indicates that you must possess some basic math skills. Good for you. Happy April Fools Day, genius.
a little song just for you from the Moo-nicorn You're something quite unusual -- Exceptional, and rare! You're awesomely uncommon, Not just found most anywhere. That's why this little song for you Was carefully designed to tell you quite uniquely you are one-of-a-kind! Thanks for being You
Folks as nice as you? Well, they don't TURNIP every day -- The EGG-stra special kind that can't be BEET. So even though it's CORNy, This POULTRY little song Is meant to say I think you're really neat. Don't want to go on MILKin' this Or feed you any BULL Or HORSE around before I get to say... I'd really feel BAAAAAD If I didn't say Thank EWE, And hope you have a mighty special day! Thank You Kindly.
Feeling overshadowed by other holidays, the leprechauns are out for a little revenge. Help them toss their rival holiday mascots across the magical forest. HOW TO PLAY As the leprechauns gain speed, press and hold the left mouse button to set your "toss angle" before the leprechauns get to the wall. Release the mouse button to toss before the arrow points to red. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Its Halloween and the ghosts are out. Pair up the different ghosts in the haunted house before the cauldron comes to a boil and you get a special treat. Otherwise, you get a scary trick! You WIN! Happy Halloween! Oh, well. Try Again, and have a Happy Halloween!
has personalized this ecard by submitting a photo of you. You can personalize it by selecting the frame, background, and caption of your choice. Simply select from the options below and print! Select frame, select background, select caption and preview finished photo... April Fools!
The Official Passover Cooking Survival Guide. Day 1: Matzo with butter and jelly Day 2: Matzoball soup Day 3: Fried Matzo Day 4: Matzo melt Day 5: matzo muffin Day 6: Swedish matzo ball Day 7: Matzo with milk Day 8: Turkey matzo club and matzo a la mode Day 9: And last but not least... Happy Passover (and matzo luck making it through!)
Were vampires, were monstrous blood-sucking undead, So lets laugh, lets celebrate, lets toast to Halloween In life you go round only once, someone said, But it wasnt us or our zombie friends who will eat your spleen. Some think its all about the Trick or Treating, Going door to door in the darkness of night, To us it makes more sense just meeting To get together for a quick bite The townsfolk with torches are all nervous wrecks They have garlic and wooden stakes but they have to live in fear So lets sink our fangs into some peasant necks and rejoice that Halloween is finally here. Here! Here! Halloweens finally here! Here! Here! Into hearts lets strike fear! It is here lets strike fear fangs will bite cause tonights HALLOWEEN! Hope Your Halloweens a Classic!
INTRO Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and you've been recruited to help Cupid sharpen his shooting skills. HOW TO PLAY Move your mouse to aim and click to shoot at the targets. Watch where you're shooting! The couples are already spoken for and there are some targets who don't seem all that interested in love. Hope Your Valentine's Day Is Right On Target
This Thanksgiving's gonna be great -- Gonna see my Grandpa, and my sister Kate, Mom and Auntie Anna and perhaps my cousin Hannah. This Thanksgiving's gonna be great. This Thanksgiving's gonna be sweet -- With dressing, mash potatoes and some pumpkin pie to eat. I could write a pretty ballad 'bout my Grandma's green bean salad. This Thanksgiving's gonna be sweet. This Thanksgiving's gonna be great -- And it's my arrival, folks await. I'm grateful, to be clear, I've made it one more year This Thanksgiving's gonna be great! Hope your turkey day is a great one!
Li'l Critters Whoops! Those furry Li'l Critters have gone and escaped from their cage. They were last spotted heading towards a leafy forest glade. If you see one, click on it as fast as you can and put them all back where they belong. Catch 5 to win the game, but beware -- they can be tricky! April Fools! I told you they were tricky.
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin' I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin' But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said I'm happy 'cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, there's lots of jelly beans They're yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But you'll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, you'll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and you'll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends They're neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) You'll eat them without thinking of the weigh you'll gain. You feel nauseated, but you can't abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.
Top Five Leprechaun Complaints Number Five This cereal is neither magical nor delicious! Number Four Its hard to hold your whiskey when youre built like a four-year-old. Number Three If I hear, Top o the mornin to ya! one more time, someones gonna get hurt! Number Two Every time I wash me leprechaun outfit, me entire laundry turns green! And the Number One Leprechaun Complaint Tiny little leprechaun. Tiny little shillelagh! Happy St. Patricks Day