Welcome to the "Just Because" Jukebox, the only greeting that lets you customize a song with any name you choose! Use the drop-down list to select the name to be sung in the Song there are hundreds to choose from! Click "Continue" once you've picked a name. Select a range: A-G H-M N-Z: Search A-G H-M N-Z: Can't find a name? Check here. Continue Building Your "Just Because" Jukebox Greeting! It's Ready! Click the "Continue" button to see your greeting! Remember - only members can send this card! Join first to make a card you can send. Already a member? Sign in above!
You know how sometimes I'm thinking about you and the phone rings and it IS you? Yeah. I think we have a psychic connection. We don't have a psychic connection. It's called a coincidence. Twins have psychic connections. We're not twins. Hey, you stand here and I'll go over there. How many fingers am I holding up? You don't have any fingers. Exactly! See, see?! I think we should only use our secret power for good, like "I'm hungry. Buy me some ice cream!" We don't have secret powers. Hey, your phone's ringing! Wonder who's calling you? I wonder who could it be? Answer your phone! I'm not answering my phone. I know it's you. It's like we're psychic. Just sitting here thinking of you. Can you tell?
They're hicky and they're hokey, They like to drink and smoky, They're down and dirty folky, The Redneck Family. Their house is set on wheels, They guzzle all their meals Their pet don't bark, it squeals, The Redneck Family. Rude! Crude! Lewd! When you ain't feeling hot Be glad for what you got, At list your kin is not The Redneck Family
Can't get out to the golf course today? That's no reason to let yourself get rusty! Spend some time on the virtual golf course! A bent golf club was found on the fairway. Could it be yours? Now quit puttering around and get back to work!
I don't have gossip about our friends. I'm not gonna tell you how a movie ends. I've no suggestions to submit, or cosmic wavelengths to transmit. I don't have any breaking news to share, and I won't yell that life's not fair. There's no big sale (unfortunately). I'm not collecting for charity. This isn't some bad talent show... It's just a song to say, Hello!
The threat is real. In homes across the worldAt any momentWithout warningRenegade hormones can ATTACK! That's why the Homelife Security PMS Advisory System was developed. The Homelife Security PMS Advisory System is designed to help often-complacent males recognize the PMS warning signs and become better prepared in the event of an attack. SEVERE - Secure objects that may be thrown. - Hide all sharp implements. - Hide yourself. - Close windows (so that neighbors can't hear ranting, raving, and crying) - Be prepared to flee at a moment's notice. HIGH - Expect wild mood swings. - Bloating may cause attacks on closets, drawers, and significant others. - Keeping your mouth shut is a solid contingency plan. - Stock large quantities of chocolate. ELEVATED - You may think it's only "that time," but PMS attacks can occur spontaneously. - Avoid flip comments and lame attempts at humor. - Approach with caution. - Be prepared for general weepiness. - Memorize escape routes. GUARDED - Hormones happen. - You can relax somewhat, but it's wise to be on guard! - Review emergency procedures. - Practice protective responses such us ducking and groveling. LOW - The evil twin has disappeared.(That was sooo last week) - Things are calm and normal behavior patterns reestablished. - Apologies are accepted and all is well - for now! Just remember - hormones are out there, AND THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! No cause for alarm - Just saying "Hi."
Office Voodoo. Is someone at work making your life miserable? Then it's time forContinue. Virtual office VOODOO! Continue. Just type the name of the person you'd like to get back at in the space provided, select your method of office "torture" and let the fun begin! Continue. Fountain Pen. Hot Coffee. Push Pins. Staple Gun. Gas Attack. Night Janitor. Shredder. Type name here. Done. New name. Censored. Hope that helped you feel better. Now get back to work! Click here email to a friend!
They say that no two flakes are alike except in this case. Try to match each flake to its identical twin. Click on the boxes to match the flakes as quickly as you can. Go fast enough and they'll sing when you're done! Good Luck!
Its time to test your concentration with THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION GAME! Think you have amazing powers of concentrations? Prove it! See if you can resist the eye candy and spot the details. Well let you know how you did at the end! Youll have 5 seconds to look at an image START NOW! Just wanted you to know I was "remembering" you! Have a Nice Day!
Best friends like you no matter how you look. I was exposed to gamma rays, and I grew a second head. That's a good look for you! Best friends don't mind doing weird stuff with you. I thought it might be fun to build a fortress out of cheddar cheese. Cool! I'll go get my grater! Best friends stand by you no matter what. I accidentally robbed a bank... Hey, we all have bad days. Best friends do favors for you. Quick! I need five thousand dollars, twelve pairs of green socks and a live chicken... Here you go. I threw in an extra pair of green socks, just in case... Best friends always know just what to say. My boss is a jerk. Let's go toilet paper his yard then come and make s'mores! Everybody should have a best friend. Thanks for being there for me. No problem! And here, I burned you a cd of your favorite songs... Thanks for being the best of the best of the best friends!
Friends go together like peanut butter and jelly! Okay, so maybe the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth . . . and the jelly gets all over the place . . . and the whole thing is just one sticky, chaotic mess, but, hey -- that's the beauty of friendship.