10. O Holiday Tree 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter 8. Frosty the Snowperson 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for Which I Do Have a Permit) 6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits) 3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings 2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection 1. Ill Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December Hope your holiday rocks.
As a boss, our fearless leader Couldn't make our work life sweeter Meeting deadlines, bandwidth crunches, Working oftentimes through dinnertimes and lunches. Texts and emails keep on pinging And your cellphones always ringing. Headaches stack up by the crate-full. It's for all of this and more that I'm so grateful! Happy Boss's Day
For all that you have sacrificed, and everything you've done To help make this world we share a safer, better one. This comes with admiration and with gratitude to say You're thought about so often and especially today! Happy Veterans Day
How the Easter Bunny Got His Job Easter Egg Delivery Specialist Tryouts Guy in Red Suit Next Please Dude in Diaper Thats not right. Short Green Guy Uh, thanks, well let you know. Ridiculously Large Bunny Perfect! When can you start? Just Wanted to Deliver an Easter Wish: Have a Good One!
...the star, which they saw in the east, went before them... ...they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him. Mathew 2: 9,11 Wishing you all the blessings of a joyous Christmas
"So it's home again, and home again, America for me! My heart is turning home again, and there I long to be, In the land of youth and freedom beyond the ocean bars Where the air is full of sunlight and the flag is full of stars." from "American For Me" Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933) Fill your heart with pride and celebrate America. Happy Fourth of July
A prayer for you on this New Year's Day -- God keep you each year through And give you all the faith it takes To make your dreams come true . . . May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way and His light shine upon you now to bless this special day. Happy New Year
A Prayer at Easter Time This is the day which the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24 A Special Prayer at Easter Time That God will richly bless Your heart, your home, and those you love With lasting happiness. Have a Joyous Easter and a Beautiful Spring
"I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die." John 11:25-26 May the miracle of His Resurrection live in your heart forever. Have a Blessed Easter
A Thanksgiving Blessing. May our days be blessed with the happiness that comes from living our dreams and following our hearts. May our days be blessed with the peace of finding little ways to slow the pace and quiet the soul. May our days be blessed with the contentment, laughter, and love. May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving.
Across the Miles at Christmastime From home to home, from heart to heart, from one place to another, The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to each other. So though you may be miles away, and missed so very much, Warm thoughts and happy memories still keep us close in touch! Have a Wonderful Christmas Season
A Thanksgiving Prayer for You The God of love and peace shall be with you. -2 Corinthians 13:11 God bless you on Thanksgiving and keep you all year through God give you all the faith it takes to make your dreams come true May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way... And His light shine down on you to bless you on Thanksgiving Day.
A JULY 4TH TRIBUTE to America the Beautiful -- Oh Beautiful, for spacious skies For amber waves of grain For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain America, America, God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good With brotherhood From sea to shining sea. Wishing you a very happy and peaceful 4th of July!
You're nowhere close to PASTURE prime, Yes, one CUD say yer youthful. And I'm not giving you some BULL, I'm UDDERLY quite truthful! So when I HERD yer birthday's near, I didn't need per-SUADE-ing To write a little MOOO-zic For this day yer celebrating: Happy Birthday to MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"I am the resurrection and the life. He that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live. And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die." -John 11:25-26 May you always feel His love shining brightly in your life. Have a Blessed Easter.
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!