From the land they call Erin, Here's a wish that I'm sharin' -- A toast to us all on this day of good cheer: May the road rise up to ya, And the wind not blow through ya, With your glass overflowing with green-colored beer! With green colored beer, With green colored beer, A toast to us all on this day of good cheer! Cheers to a Happy St. Patrick's Day
It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the extra naptime! I'm thankful for the extra leftovers! I'm thankful for this great disguise! I'm thankful for wonderful people like you! Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
Somewhere in the flurry of the season, may we find time to dream about that blessed night that changed the world... Time to remember the truths he taught and everything he had done for us. Time to give thanks with all our hearts that God so loved the world. Merry Christmas
If I gave you a Valentine for every time you made a difference in my life... for every time you listened or cheered me up or shared my good mood... or taught me something important about myself and the world... It would only begin to show you how very much you mean to me. On Valentine's Day and always, you're an important part of my life.
A Family Is Love Thanksgiving is a special time each year, when we remember the familiar faces, places and things hold most dear, giving thanks for the love and laughter that keep us all together, living under one roof that extends for miles and miles... Thinking of you with love on Thanksgiving.
You're nowhere close to PASTURE prime, Yes, one CUD say yer youthful. And I'm not giving you some BULL, I'm UDDERLY quite truthful! So when I HERD yer birthday's near, I didn't need per-SUADE-ing To write a little MOOO-zic For this day yer celebrating: Happy Birthday to MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
On Rosh Hashanah, it is written On Yom Kippur, it is sealed. May it be written and may it be sealed that you have a new year that brings fulfillment and happiness, peace and prosperity -- all of life's very best things. Have a Happy, Healthy New Year
A Prayer for Our Nation God bless America and keep us safe and free - Safe from all our enemies, wherever they may be Teach us to walk humbly and closer in Thy ways, Give us faith and courage and put purpose in our days Make each one of us aware that each must do his part, For in the individual is where peace must have its start... For a better world to live in where all are safe and free Must start with faith and hope and love deep in the heart of me. Praying for peace in your heart that will touch the hearts of others and inspire all with faith and courage. Thinking of You in this Memorial Day
There once was a little angel named Ariel. She was small and inexperienced and not so majestic as the many other angels around her. And so when she was asked one day by God to perform a very important task, she became afraid and quite worried that she would not be able to do it. But God reassured her and told her not to be sad. He said that he would never ask her to do anything she wasnt capable of doing. And he handed Ariel a small golden harp. Still very nervous, but determined to make God proud of her, Ariel started on her very important mission. Finally, she came to the land where God had instructed her to go, and she sought out the tiny manger. As she knelt before the baby, suddenly she was filled with such joy and love that all of her fears and worries melted away. And she began to play her golden harp And she brought the tidings of great joy that on this day is born Christ the Lord. Hark! The herald angels sing, "Glory to the newborn King!
Americans! Listen up! I want YOU to have a Happy Fourth of July. That's a request directly from your Uncle Sam. Go out and romp and frolic. Or if you're too tired, you can simply cavort. Or repose yourself upon the reclining object of your choosing. And don't forget to fire up that grill. Throw a horseshoe. Have a barbeque. Throw a horseshoe at the barbeque. I don't care. Just have fun. Indulge in your cold beverage of preference. And, by all means, enjoy some fireworks. Yes, Americans, I want YOU to celebrate Independence Day. Because without Independence Day, we'd all be drinking tea and eating crumpets and fish and chips like a bunch of Queen-lovin' pudding-slurpers! That's right. You heard me. Now get out there and have a Happy Fourth of July!
Passover's coming, Everyone's running, Preparing something for the Seder meal! Matzo-balls are stewing Chicken-soup is brewing, Everything we're doing With a special zeal! Quick, set the Seder plate, Hurry, it's getting late, Shank bone... roasted egg... Where's the bitter herb!? Cover the matzos up, Fill up Elijah's cup, Chop some potatoes up, Those will be superb! Oh! No! One hour to go! Make charoset and some moror! Sweep the kitchen! Wash the floor-or! Cut horseradish if you're able! Put Haggadahs on the table! Pour the wine! Pour the wine! Collapse... and... have... a... great... night! Happy Passover!
CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As Im sure were all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till were impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody