How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Spirits float in with the evening mist, Lit only by the moon. Their call is sure, or is it the wind? Thats for you to decide. Dont be afraid. Listen closely to what they say. Theyve seen the world and whats after, too. So their words are true. Be open to their message. A beautiful day and a magical night is all for you. Happy Halloween
Beautiful memories, Joyful gatherings, Lasting love... Receiver(s), Hoping your Thanksgiving is a beautiful reminder of all the wonderful things in your life. Every Happiness to You on Thanksgiving and Always.
June 22 - July 22 Complex, conservative, home-loving, emotional, sensitive and loyal, the Cancer-born love to be in familiar surroundings and nurture their relationships. While those born under this sign are highly compatible with Scorpio and Pisces, they sometimes find it difficult to see eye-to-eye with Capricorn. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Cancer
Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
This Halloween, why settle for the same old, boring jack-o-lantern when you can have a crack-o-lantern or a Yack-o-lantern or a Rack-o-lantern or a Wack-o-lantern or a Mac-o-lantern HAPPY HALLOWEEN :-)
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
To Help You Feel Better . . . I'd fluff up your pillow, straighten your sheets Bring you some soup, or bake you some treats . . . I'd water your plants, turn on the TV Tidy your room or fix you some tea . . . I'd give you a backrub and tuck you in snug But, till I see you again . . . Here's a long-distance HUG! Hope That Helps
I heard you're not feeling great, so I thought you should meet, Will, the e-male nurse. Time for another sponge bath. This warm oil massage ought to improve your circulation. Would you like a gin chaser for your four o'clock meds? Into bed with you, right now! I'll just take off my shirt and help you with that crossword puzzle. Get Will soon.
How I tried to remember your birthday! I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner. I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger. And finally, I found some string . . . and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight, 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
Friends are golden rays of sunlight when we need warmth... the cool comfort of shade when we need rest... the silver path of moon glow when we feel lost and need to find our way in this world. The gift of your friendship is more precious to me than any words could say.
You've heard the tune, but do you know the words? Hold your head high and sing along with the band at the top of your lungs as you march down the aisle on your graduation day! I finished my homework. I finished each test. I'm done with my teachers, Check me out, I'm the best. Don't need any Cliff notes, No more rushing to class. I'm officially history. You can kiss my ass. I'm graduating. The world can kiss my ass.
You're usually the one who gets things done, no matter what, even when most people would stop and rest. But now I hope you take good care of yourself -- not just because you're needed by so many -- but because you're a special person who means a lot to me.
August 23 - September 22 Quiet, undemonstrative, introverted, wise, witty and well spoken, the Virgo have a deep understanding of human nature and can help people solve their problems. The Virgo-born are highly compatible with Taurus and Capricorn, and may find it harder to relate to those who are Pisces. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Virgo