I'm William Shatner. I've done a lot of things in my career, but this takes the cake. This is so cool. You, [RECIPIENT'S NAME], today it's all about you [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] it's exciting, it makes me want to celebrate, makes me want to get up out of this chair, makes me want to sing, makes me want to dance, Makes make me wanna (Shout) Kick my heels up and (Shout) Throw my hands up and (Shout) Throw my head back and (Shout) No, really -- people should be shouting your name in the streets. Come on now, Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing it out loud! I wanna celebrate! Put it up in lights! No one else deserves to be celebrated like you, 'cause you are the BEST! I want you to know, I said I want you know right now, You know you make me wanna shout, That's right you make me wanna shout 'cause there really is no doubt You know what I'm talking about You make me wanna SHOUT!!!! Yeah! You make me wanna shout. [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING], [RECIPIENT'S NAME]!
Send a Personalized Announcement About Your New Arrival! Our new Add-A-Photo baby announcement allows you to create a card with your baby's photo and birth information. (boy version) Our Baby Boy Our Pride and Joy (photo) (girl version) Sugar and spice and everything nice... (photo)
Things to look forward to ten little fingers ten tiny toes the sweet smell of baby powder throughout the house little toys scattered about singing soft lullabies baby coos and precious smiles blankies and teddy bears a whole lifetime of love and magic and dreams come true! So Happy for You
If for Little Girls If she enchants you from the moment that her tiny life begins, If she amuses you for hours with her giggles and her grins, If shes the center of attention anywhere that you may go, If she still looks like an angel even when shes saying no If shes the cutest, sweetest baby that youre sure youve ever seen, If she knows just what she likes and rules your household like a queen If shes the laughter and the joy that always give your heart a lift, Then you surely know a baby girl is lifes most precious gift. So happy for you and your new little girl.
Welcome to the world of Grandparenting! It's probably been a while since you burped your last baby, so now is a good time to see what you remember from those joyful days of caring for a newborn. Just answer the following questions to determine what kind of grandmother you're going to be. But hurry... you'll be getting that call to baby-sit any day now! When a newborn cries, the best thing to do is: a) cradle baby in your arms b) check baby's diaper c) give baby a bottle d) turn up the volume on Oprah. The ideal way to test a bottle is to: a) dab the contents on your wrist b) grasp it in the palm of your hand c) use a kitchen thermometer d) remove the cork and take a swig. You can always stimulate a baby by: a) attaching a mobile to a baby's crib b) talking to baby with puppets c) playing classical music for baby d) wearing that awful polka dot dress of yours. To properly dispose of a diaper, place it in: a) the laundry basket b) a trash can c) the diaper service receptacle d) the bag that goes home with baby. In order to keep large, dangerous objects away from baby, you must: a) do a thorough inspection of your home b) keep decorative items on top shelves c) lock cabinets that baby can reach d) duct tape your boobs. When it's time for baby to leave, you: a) collect baby's toys and put them in a bag b) bundle up baby in a blanket c) give baby one last kiss d) call a cab Score: 12 points: Congratulations! You are the perfect grandparent. Baby is going to LOVE you! 8-10 points: You're on the right track. With a little bit of practice, you'll make a fine grandma! 6 points: You might want to hire a nanny when the little one comes over. 2-4 points: Thank goodness this baby doesn't depend on your 24/7. 0 points: The results of this quiz have just been forwarded to the Child Welfare Board. Pack your bags, Granny!
Your New Little Miracle Ten tiny fingers and sweet little toes, One parents eyes and the other ones nose, A mixture of love, a blending of two Your baby is here, and your world is brand-new! Wishing you and baby a world filled with Gods blessings. Congratulations
If for Little Boys If he can make you think that hes an angel while doing things hes not supposed to do, If he has lots of ways to try your patience yet charms you with a hug thats just for you If he enjoys his games and new adventures but seldom likes to have you out of sight, If he is apt to drag his feet at bedtime, but loves to have you tuck him in at night If he can fill your days with love and laughter and always be a source of pride and joy, Then hell be all you ever hoped for A happy and contented little boy! Love and hugs to you and your new baby boy.