Happiness is many things -- Loving -- Giving -- Caring -- Little jokes between us two -- Memories we're sharing -- An unexpected word of praise -- A sudden hug or kiss -- Special hopes and special plans -- And special days -- -like this. -- Happy Birthday with All My Love
A special little tune just for you Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore! Happy birthday, anyway
Hey, Guy I thought about hiring strippers for your birthday, but then I found some gals who are even more entertaining! [word balloon:] Wheres the birthday boy? Dont act like youre not impressed. Happy Birthday
Outside Verse: Hey, Birthday Queen here are some things you can do to make your big day fabulous Inside Verse: PRESS HERE (instructions w/arrow) Pick up the phone and call in sick! Have a girls night out (but just dont end up on Girls Gone Wild). Wear your sexiest outfit and get free drinks. Order frou-frou umbrella drinks all night. Three words: full body massage. Order every dessert on the menu! Get lots of gifts (even if you buy them yourself). Go shopping and max out your credit card. Happy Birthday
Here are some MANLY things to do PRESS HERE. FIX SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. DRINK A BEER. DRINK SIX BEERS! BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. (yes, its on here twice. I know you.) WATCH TV. FALL ASLEEP WATCHING TV. whatever you do, HAVE FUN!
A grandchild's a treasure. Receiver(s)! You have a special place in the heart where favorite memories are tucked away and wishes for your happiness are warm and filled with love because you mean so very much - and you always will. Happy Birthday with Love Always.
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the birthday ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' birthday to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your birthday is happy!
May 22 - June 21 Open-minded, enthusiastic, witty, versatile and eloquent, the Gemini are always interested in learning and will not shy away from voicing their opinions. Although Gemini gets along famously with Libra and Aquarius, they may occasionally have a harder time peacefully coexisting with Sagittarians. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday, Gemini
January 21 - February 18 Smart, independent, friendly, inventive, loyal and accepting, the Aquarius-born would love to do whatever is possible to make the world a better place to live. Aquarians are known to have an easy time relating to Gemini and Libra, and some may find that the Leo-born are less relatable. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Aquarius
December 22 - January 20 Stable, calm, mature, sensitive, sensible and secure, Capricorns like to think and take into account all the facts before going forward. The Capricorn-born are known to have an easy time relating to Taurus and Virgo, and some may find that Cancer are less relatable. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Capricorn