Keep way back, Im not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why cant I find a place To live in peace, Where Im not a part of Someones Thanksgiving feast. Dont want my giblets touched, Dont want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think Thats a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
Let us look to the earth and to the heavens, and remember how much we have to be thankful for. May we take time to give thanks for the gifts of this sweet life... kitchen tables, family gatherings, and sweet memories being made. On this day of love and plenty, may thankfulness fill your heart. Happy Thanksgiving
U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think Im so hot Makes me think its time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here cant do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they cant sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U cant stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, Ill keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! Im fresh and juicy You like that comin here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on Im plump but Im fit and I know whats going on Like that, like that Baby, Im a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you Im too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U cant stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u cant stuff this Wanna piece o me, sucker? U cant stuff this. Cant Stuff This!
Keep way back, Im not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why cant I find a place To live in peace, Where Im not a part of Someones Thanksgiving feast. Dont want my giblets touched, Dont want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think Thats a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
At first I was an egg, I was petrified, Kept thinking Id be lost or Id get cracked and fried, But you took me to your nest before it was too late and kept me warm, and you helped me incubate And now youre back, think youre the boss, Wanna put me on a plate next to your wifes cranberry sauce. I should have known this day would come, I should have known not to relax, If I thought for just one second youd come in here with that ax. Go on now go Walk out the door Just turn around now Aint choppin my head to the floor. Werent you the one who prized this dark meat on my thighs? Did ya think Id gobble? Did ya think Id lay down and die? Oh no not I. I will survive. Oh as long as I know how to peck I know Ill stay alive. Got my wings so I wont fall Aint sellin me to Butterball® I will survive I will survive Hey Hey Its Turkey Day. Live it up!
U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think Im so hot Makes me think its time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here cant do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they cant sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U cant stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, Ill keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! Im fresh and juicy You like that comin here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on Im plump but Im fit and I know whats going on Like that, like that Baby, Im a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you Im too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U cant stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u cant stuff this Wanna piece o me, sucker? U cant stuff this. Cant Stuff This!
With Warm Thoughts and Prayers at Thanksgiving MAY God bless you with every good gift from above God touch you with kindness, compassion, and love God keep you in safety wherever you go God love you for being so special to know. Have a Blessed Thanksgiving
Need to pass the time until Thanksgiving dinner is served? Let's play... Turkey Pluck! You're the turkey and the stakes are high. However you spend it, hope you're having fun this Thanksgiving.
A wish for you at Thanksgiving. Your warmest traditions, your happiest memories. The closeness of friendship and family too. A home bright with laughter, a heart filled with joy --- May Thanksgiving bring all these good things to you!
Im grateful for each day. Every morning when my alarm goes off, Im happy to be able to stretch my legs out, give my dog a pat, and thank God for another day. Mary L. Rapp (adapted) Wishing you the gift of time at Thanksgiving to stop and reflect on the many blessings of family, friends, life, and love. Have a Wonderful Holiday
I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)