It's Father's Day, Dad - And you get to pick your ideal day! Just choose one from each of the following lists and sit back and ENJOY! 1 Choose Your Activity Golf Bowling Fishing TV watching General relaxing/reclining 2 Choose your Beverage Beer Light Beer Dark Beer draft Beer Water (it's possible) 3 Free Fashion Blunder Without being Mocked (choose only one, please) Black socks with shorts T-shirt with holes Shirt with food stains Pants with food stains No pants 4 Disgusting personal Habit (choose only one, please) Nose pick Crotch scratch Ground-shaking Belch Big Fart Dig out ear wax with car keys 5 Choose a Remark to Say to Your Kid/Kids "Close the door! You trying to heat the whole neighborhood?" "In my day, I had to walk to school uphill in the snow! Both ways!" "Get me a beer." "What am I, MADE of money?" "Go ask your mother." Hope your Father's Day is just the way you like it!
This image depicts a father who is: a. sleeping b. resting his eyes c. thinking d. All of the Above Happy Father's Day to a true sleeper napper thinker!
Dads are loving, Ever-caring, Patient and hard-working, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Dads would yell, and clap and whistle, When youd given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Dad made you feel 10-feet tall. Even when he had to tell you, Because I said so, thats why! Or If I have to come up there, Dad is still an awesome guy So to honor Dad and thank him On this third Sunday in June, Just to state that dads are great, were Bringing you this classic tune! Happy Fathers Day
Cant get out to the golf course on Fathers Day? Thats no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! Its your day to monkey around. Happy Fathers Day!
Simply submit your photo, and well put it on a Fathers Day ecard. Click on the button below to select your photo. Close-up face shots work best, so be sure you use a nice, clear photo! Continue Enter Receivers Name; Enter Receivers Hometown; Enter Fun Fact about Receiver; Enter Receivers Favorite Food. Select Photo To an Untradeable Dad Happy Fathers Day
It's time for fathers everywhere to turn up the heat and play "The Grill Master 500"! The object of the game? Don't let your family's dinner go up in smoke! Are you ready? Gentlemen, start your grills! Click on a piece of food to place it on the grill. Click the food on the grill to move it with your spatula onto the tray before it burns. make sure your food is thoroughly cooked. you have 30 seconds. Keep an eye on the charcoal to see how much time is left. Click here to begin! you cook 3 pieces successfully! Not bad, pass the steak sauce and enjoy! Hope your Father's Day sizzles!
Dad, Dad, Whatta Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely Take a break today! Stop the music! Youre singing at the same time I am. No, Im not. Yes, you are. Okay, Okay. Calm down. Lets just try again. There you go, again. What? Youre singing my part. Youre just jealous because Im a better singer. You are not! Am so! Are not! Am so! I give up. Hey! Happy Fathers Day!
These dads, it seems theyre always watching baseball on the TV beer on their knee These dads, they leave their snack crumbs spread all over the nice clean floor and then they snore. And when we need to stop to ask directions why he wonts a mystery And when his golf game shows its imperfections he wraps a club around a tree. Fathers! Fathers! They love to mow the lawn Fathers! Fathers! Theyre hairy and they yawn They go to work, they pay the bills On Saturdays, they man the grills On Fathers Day were grateful for the great stuff that they do Fathers! Fathers! (Kids sing): May we have some money, please? Fathers! Fathers! (Fathers sing): You think this stuff just grows on trees? They like to belch, sometimes they yell The same old stories theyll retell But on Fathers Day were grateful for the great stuff that they do! Happy Fathers Day!
Whenever I'm fixing something, or hanging a picture, Dad, I remember how you taught me to hold a hammer . . . and what to say when I hit my thumb. Happy Father's Day