They used to say, there goes that witch. -- She's hideous, she's mean. -- She has a wart upon her nose. -- Her skin is pea soup green. -- Finally, I got fed up. -- With the ugly, awful face -- I called my surgeon, marked the date -- And the doctor did replace... -- my eyes, my nose, my cheeks -- And now i have only one chin -- New veeners are on my teeth -- you see 'em when I grin! -- My wart, it was removed, you see -- They placed it in a jar -- Now I can go and try to meet -- Attractive men in bars. -- They used to say, there goes that witch -- she's nasty, yeah, she's naughty -- But now they say -- THERE GOES A TOTAL HOTTIE -- I got my cheekbones lifted... -- my boobies raised up too... -- ...But of all my specail qualties -- The best is friends like you. -- Have a Magical Halloween