Cant wait for the date its nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkeys done, got to run clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we dont starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? Were thankful for all that weve been given yes were thankful that if we overeat well be forgiven Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, were grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! Were hoping that with all the bloat we dont look like a Macys float! Now its time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts Its to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look be sure you dont forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
Keep way back, Im not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why cant I find a place To live in peace, Where Im not a part of Someones Thanksgiving feast. Dont want my giblets touched, Dont want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think Thats a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think Im so hot Makes me think its time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here cant do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they cant sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U cant stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, Ill keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! Im fresh and juicy You like that comin here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on Im plump but Im fit and I know whats going on Like that, like that Baby, Im a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you Im too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U cant stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u cant stuff this Wanna piece o me, sucker? U cant stuff this. Cant Stuff This!
I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
When you smell the autumn in the breeze, And the grass drinks full the morning dew, When the children wash in piles of leaves, And the morning sun rises new for you Thats when you know that life is beautiful, When every wrong becomes a right. Thats when the world is fresh and wonderful, And nights cold rain welcomes suns warm light. When the painter colors the autumn tree, And the harvest moon cools summers sky, When the leaves give way for all to see, And your life doesnt need a reason why Thats when you know that life is beautiful, And what matters is not whats bought or planned. That's when you see what is true and bountiful, And the love in your heart is in the palm of your hand. Have a beautiful Thanksgiving Receiver(s)