Keep way back, Im not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why cant I find a place To live in peace, Where Im not a part of Someones Thanksgiving feast. Dont want my giblets touched, Dont want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think Thats a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You cant gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you cant gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think Im so hot Makes me think its time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here cant do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they cant sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U cant stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, Ill keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! Im fresh and juicy You like that comin here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on Im plump but Im fit and I know whats going on Like that, like that Baby, Im a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you Im too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U cant stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u cant stuff this Wanna piece o me, sucker? U cant stuff this. Cant Stuff This!
I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
Beautiful memories, Joyful gatherings, Lasting love... Receiver(s), Hoping your Thanksgiving is a beautiful reminder of all the wonderful things in your life. Every Happiness to You on Thanksgiving and Always.
I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the leaf. A cold wind Winter must be coming. Lets find someplace warm for our little friend. Click on the house. It smells like Thanksgiving dinner. Click on the window to have a look. Click on the door. Happy Thanksgiving Hope yours is warm and wonderful!
When you smell the autumn in the breeze, And the grass drinks full the morning dew, When the children wash in piles of leaves, And the morning sun rises new for you Thats when you know that life is beautiful, When every wrong becomes a right. Thats when the world is fresh and wonderful, And nights cold rain welcomes suns warm light. When the painter colors the autumn tree, And the harvest moon cools summers sky, When the leaves give way for all to see, And your life doesnt need a reason why Thats when you know that life is beautiful, And what matters is not whats bought or planned. That's when you see what is true and bountiful, And the love in your heart is in the palm of your hand. Have a beautiful Thanksgiving Receiver(s)
Let us look to the earth and to the heavens, and remember how much we have to be thankful for. May we take time to give thanks for the gifts of this sweet life... kitchen tables, family gatherings, and sweet memories being made. On this day of love and plenty, may thankfulness fill your heart. Happy Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is a special time each year... when we remember the familiar faces, places, and things we hold most dear... Giving thanks for the love and laughter that keep us all together... living under one roof that extends for miles and miles. Remembering with love our special family moments today and always. Happy Thanksgiving
What Is Family? Warmth that's true and trust that's strong, Always feeling you belong. Hugs that tell you, "It's all right," Support to count on, day or night, Taking time for little things, The comfort that forgiveness brings. Memories of "way back when," The fun of coming home, again, Celebrating special days in your favorite family ways, Sharing laughter, joy, and tears, Growing closer through the years. Happy Thanksgiving
Thank you, Lord, for the song of birds, For the smell of roses, unexpected, kind words. Thank you, Lord, for a child's smile. For the laughter of friends, time savored in the while. Thank you, Lord, for the little things That mean so much to me. For the new hope of mornings The softness of night, and the knowing that I'm free. Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is about being with family and friends...
It's about taking our time to stir and simmer and season...
until every room of the house is filled with the sweet warmth of the holiday.
It's about sitting down with the people who mean the most to us...
and passing love around the table until every heart is full.
Happy Thanksgiving