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Song: Thanksgiving Day Overture
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- Can’t wait for the date – it’s nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkey’s done, got to run – clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we don’t starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? We’re thankful for all that we’ve been given yes we’re thankful that if we overeat we’ll be forgiven ‘Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, we’re grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! We’re hoping that with all the bloat we don’t look like a Macy’s float! Now it’s time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts It’s to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look – be sure you don’t forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
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Thanksgiving Crowd Pleaser
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- Happy Thanksgiving! Hope it's a crowd pleaser!
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You Can't Gobble Me
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- Keep way back, I’m not your meal, Plan another menu, Hear my appeal. You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way. No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Why can’t I find a place To live in peace, Where I’m not a part of Someone’s Thanksgiving feast. Don’t want my giblets touched, Don’t want my drumsticks gnawed, You know we turkeys think That’s a major faux pas. Hear my appeal . . . You can’t gobble me On Thanksgiving Day, Why not eat tofu, Feed yourself the vegan way . . . No, you can’t gobble me, Try as you may, Fill-up on veggies, Have yourself a deli tray Hope you have a supremely Happy Thanksgiving!
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U Can't Stuff This
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- U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, I’ll keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! I’m fresh and juicy You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on Like that, like that Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you I’m too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U can’t stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this Wanna piece o’ me, sucker? U can’t stuff this. Can’t Stuff This!
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Turkey Pluck Game
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- Need to pass the time until Thanksgiving dinner is served? Let's play... Turkey Pluck! You're the turkey and the stakes are high. However you spend it, hope you're having fun this Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving Chin Song
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- CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As I’m sure we’re all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till we’re impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then there’s pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
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Turkey Shootout
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- TURKEY SHOOT LET'S GO HUNTING
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This Turkey Won't Be Stuffed
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- I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
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Bird with No Tomorrow
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- I am a bird with no tomorrow Don’t want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. I’ve got to plan for my survival I think I’ll find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
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Disguise a Turkey
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- Thanksgiving Eve The Farmer is onto you. Search through his wife’s dresser and find a disguise. You have until the Farmer reaches the house to find 5 specific items.. PLAY> Oops! Happy Thanksgiving anyway! Well done! Happy Thanksgiving
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Happy Turkey Day
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- Nothing says Thanksgiving . . . like a stubborn can of cranberry sauce. Happy Turkey Day.
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Spongetastic Thanksgiving
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- Hope your Thanksgiving is full of all your favorite things.
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