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No Spring Chicken
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- Summer Fall Winter Spring No Spring chicken? Funny you should mention that. Happy Birthday
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The Singing Sock
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- Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee, A national holiday it should be...SOON. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE. You were born... Long ago... Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. So now, let's get started it's time for a party time for a blast a fine repast and lots of guests... It's a birthday, it's a party, pull your socks up, time for a blast. Let's go...get some CAKE! celebrate...with CAKE! party hats...and CAKE! cake...and more CAKE! It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. La la la la la la, La la la la la la La la la la la la, La la la la Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. So we will party till we have tummy aches I'll have some ice cream and lots of cake I want some cake I sure like cake... Oh! Lots oooooooooofff CAKE! La la la la la la, La la la la la la La LA LAAAAAAAAH!
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Memory Madness Game
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- Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, you’ll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the building’s windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
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Getting Old Overture
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- Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth What’s your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old… Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Why’s the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isn’t all – First I’m hot Then I’m cold Now I can’t recall What I said… Oh, the hell with it all… Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and don’t leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when you’re laughing you don’t want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say I’ll repeat One more time Therefore, if I may… Have a good Have a good Birthday!
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You're a Classic
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- Remember "Hound dog"? Remember "All Shook Up?" Remember "Love me Tender"? WOW! You really are old…but you are a classic. Happy Birthday!
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The Balloon Family Singers
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- You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!
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Just Sittin' Here
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- Happy Birthday from Both of Us!
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HDgreetings: Too Many Candles
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- Personalize this greeting by adding your own photo.
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Frankie The Counting Canine
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- For a Special Birthday treat, Frankie, The Counting Canine, will stomp out your age with his foot. Okay, boy, go to it! Oh, no! You killed him! Must’ve been too much for his poor little body to take. Oh, well . . . Happy Birthday, Anyway
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A Lifetime of Birthday Wishes
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- A Lifetime of Birthday Wishes Teeth and hair. A new bike! Wealth, fame and power! Teeth and hair. May all of your birthday wishes come true.
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You're How Old?
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- You're how old? Happy Birthday, anyway.
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At Your Age
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- Celebrate your birthday with a couple of stiff drinks. At your age, your putter and balls are pretty useless anyway.
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Forever Fun
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- Here's to growing up without growing old. Happy Birthday
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Birth Year
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- Things that happened the year you were born. The earth cooled. Dirt was formed, etc. Happy Birthday.
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Song: Heat Wave
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- Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff.
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