Change is here! Presenting President Barack Obama! No more song and dance! Way to go, America! OR Here's some straight talk . . . Presenting President John McCain! No more song and dance! Way to go, America!
and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. HA! Suckers! Thats right. Its me! Al Gore is finally President! Just like he shoulda been before! Not so fast, greenie. Ya didnt think I was gonna go away so easy now, did ya? Youve fallen right into my trap, cowboy! I havent forgotten about 2004! I won that election! Now IM the PRESIDENT!" "Your time has passed, Senator. Now THIS ladys in charge!" "I have something to say about THAT!" Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, I guess I can take THIS off now. Much better. Now lets go huntin. God Bless America (We need all the help we can get.)