These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... ¦If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
A special little tune just for you
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
That song's not so funny anymore!
Happy birthday, anyway
They used to say, there goes that witch. -- She's hideous, she's mean. -- She has a wart upon her nose. -- Her skin is pea soup green. -- Finally, I got fed up. -- With the ugly, awful face -- I called my surgeon, marked the date -- And the doctor did replace... -- my eyes, my nose, my cheeks -- And now i have only one chin -- New veeners are on my teeth -- you see 'em when I grin! -- My wart, it was removed, you see -- They placed it in a jar -- Now I can go and try to meet -- Attractive men in bars. -- They used to say, there goes that witch -- she's nasty, yeah, she's naughty -- But now they say -- THERE GOES A TOTAL HOTTIE -- I got my cheekbones lifted... -- my boobies raised up too... -- ...But of all my specail qualties -- The best is friends like you. -- Have a Magical Halloween