Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
2009: The Year in Review (sung to the tune of Give My Regards to Broadway) This is the year behind us The headlines of two-thousand-nine This is the year of bailouts, Ponzi schemes, and flu that came from swine. Conan got the tonight Show, The Octomom got 8 kids more, Speaking of eight, its Jon and Kate who turned their marriage into war. Summer, we said good-bye to a Thriller and an Angel, too And Ed McMahon, the most belov-ed sidekick we all ever knew. When the big stars start dying, They seem to go in groups of three. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one thats absolutely FREE! This year the Hudson River was turned into a landing strip. Some of us got some cash for clunkers, And balloon boy was a trick. This was a year for Vampires, Whose challenge is avoiding sun, And Tiger Woods owns many autos, Now he has a hole in one! Letterman copped to scandal, admitting he had not behaved, Giving his female staffers Top Ten Reasons Not to work for Dave! This is the year behind us, Two thousand-nine is at the end, Now that its through, this wish for you is for a great two-thousand-ten! Happy New Year!
Im just a little valentine, Im simple, small and plain. I didnt come from Paris, France Or Italy, or Spain. Im just a little valentine, Im humble and Im tiny, I dont come stamped with foil That is silver, red, or shiny. Im just a little valentine, Ive got no bows or lace, With just a few sweet words To put a smile on your face. Im just a little valentine -- A simple song with art But Im sending you a GREAT BIG wish That comes straight from my heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
Youre the one I love to be with, youre the one who feels so right, Youre the one I think of when I wake, and dream of every night. Youre the one who leaves me breathless, youre the one who makes me proud, Youre the one who can both drive me mad or make me laugh out loud! Youre the one who makes my heart beat fast and when its said and done, Theres no ifs or buts or maybes cause Baby, youre the one! Happy Valentine's Day
I dream a valentine wish for you imagine blue skies green grass bare feet sunshine and bliss for you I wish all this the longer walk treasures found comfortable shoes unleashed unbound for you I wish all of this happy Valentine's Day
Oh, yay, todays your birthday, so celebrate with class, Dont drink so much, that You end up behaving like an Aspirins great for headaches and, hopefully with luck You wont have any need for them Today, cause that would Suckers, gum and candies, they all taste mighty swell, But if you get no birthday cake, Your friends should rot in Helicopters, limos, Perhaps a big parade? Free drinks and toasts and presents -- Who knows? You might get Later in the evening. you should relax a bit Make sure you get some sleep tonight, or else youll feel like Uhm really tired!
May God Bless You at Christmastime God bless you with a happy heart thats light and full of cheer. God bless you with a happy home and loved ones gathered near. Christmas blessings, Christmas blessings, Joy to all on Earth Christmas blessings, celebrating Jesus and His birth.
The story of St. Patricks Day begins in Ireland On hillsides with the green, green grass Beneath the Irish sun. St. Patty put this grass of green in baskets he did weave, and filled them up with chocolate eggs For children to receive. uhm, actually, I think youve got it wrong, there listen to this ahem . St. Pattys Day commemorates a date from long ago: The Pilgrims and the natives dined, on food that they did grow, along with fish and turkeys too, they ate their peas and corn, They later added football, and a holiday was born. NO...no...no ya eejit! Thats not it St. Padddys day is when the kids go around with their scary masks and Achhh! You doont have the sense you were born with, Lad, its when Santa comes down the chimn That shows what you know... Make no mistake about it Im wishing you a Happy St. Patricks Day! and then if the turkey sees his shadow... For some No Blarney Facts About St. Patricks Day, click any of the Shamrocks! sharmrock #1 St. Patricks Day is the annual feast of St. Patrick (circa AD 385-461), a patron saint of Ireland. According to legend, St. Patrick used the green three-leaf clover (the shamrock) to explain the holy trinity to the Christians of Ireland. This is how the wearing of the green became a tradition. sharmrock #2 Although an Irish holiday, the largest St. Patricks Day parade in the world is in New York City, where 150,000 marchers participate. sharmrock #3 The Chicago River is dyed green each year for St. Patricks Day. sharmrock #4 In Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Argentina and the US, St. Patricks Day is not an official holiday, but is widely celebrated.
Look up to the sky -- The clouds keep changing. Look down at your feet -- The road is rearranging. The world keeps you guessing. Its pace is unforgiving. But what never changes is knowing The Irish way of living. Be free and be strong, Live well and live long. Theres a love that keeps on giving -- Thats the Irish way of living. The sun, it may be setting, The sea may stir the sky, The good Lord we are betting Truly knows the reason why. The world never rests. Theres more taking than theres giving. But when all seems lost, remember Theres the Irish way of living. Be good and be true. Be love and be you. Be kind and be forgiving Thats the Irish way of living
Ooh-ooh, whats your birthday cake this year? Chocolate fudge, 6 or 7 tier? Tiramisu or gingerbread? Maybe a chocolate mocha mousse instead? Forget apple pie, is what I say, cause, you couldve had that any day. Dontcha know I heard that it was cake time. Hope some candles make the day shine. Ooooh, I heard that it was cake time. another slice would be mighty fine, yummy, yummy, yeah. Have a Decadent Birthday!
(sung) Christmas is for girls and boys Trimming trees and Santa's toys It's Mom and Dad and Gram and Grandpa, too Christmas is a sacred birth A chance for hope and Peace on earth It's everything that we hold dear and true But most of all Christmas is the love that lives inside of me and you End Tag Christmas is all the more special because of people like you.