Cant wait for the date its nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkeys done, got to run clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we dont starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? Were thankful for all that weve been given yes were thankful that if we overeat well be forgiven Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, were grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! Were hoping that with all the bloat we dont look like a Macys float! Now its time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts Its to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look be sure you dont forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
There's a special kind of feeling when Christmas fills the air - It's time to get together to celebrate and share, The warmth of friends and family, the beauty of December, The glow that fills so many hearts with good times to remember. And though the years bring changes, one thing is always true - There's a special kind of feeling in every though of you. Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas.
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... ¦If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... I got some in my car! Chocolate eggs and jelly beans The finest Easter Day cuisine Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard. Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... We chose this for careers! Easter baskets, colored eggs We hop around on bunny legs Easter baskets colored eggs Hop around bunny legs Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
Hark! How the chins, Upside-down chins, Smooth or with beard, All will be heard! Christmas is here. Bringing good cheer. Lips, teeth, and tongue, Songs will be sung. Round and oblong, Singing their song, Whiskers or not, Chins sing a lot. One seems to hear, Words of good cheer, From every chin, Singing again. Oh! how they sing. Voices do ring. O'er nose and face, Going every place. Gaily mouths chew, While chins renew. Goodwill and cheer, Christmas is here. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Oh, how the chins, Sing with their grins, Their melody, So chinfully Merry Christmas!
Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . .
V is for this very special day.
A for all the sweets comin' our way.
L is for the love we're gonna spread.
E for every candy heart in red.
N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses.
T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes.
I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups.
N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups.
E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth.
S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath.
D for do you like our Valentine's Day song?
A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long.
Yippeeeee!
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said Im happy cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, theres lots of jelly beans Theyre yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But youll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, youll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and youll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends Theyre neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) Youll eat them without thinking of the weigh youll gain. You feel nauseated, but you cant abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.
Ooga Chaka Ooga Ooga Ooga Chacka Oooga Ooga Ooga Chaka . GOT A SPOOKY FEELING DEEPLY FRIGHTENING (IT) HIT ME WHEN I REALIZED THAT IT'S HALLOWEEN BETTER WATCH IT WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN ALL THE MONSTERS GO OUT ON THE TOWN I'M SPOOKED AND I'M SQUEALIN' CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN AN THERE'S SOMETHIN' HAUNTIN' MEEEEE ZOMBIES, GHOSTS AND WEREWOLVES TONIGHT THEY'RE ON THE PROWL LISTEN CLOSELY--CAN YOU HEAR THAT DISEMBODIED HOWWLLLLLL .? O, WITCHES ON THEIR BROOMSTICKS AND BATS, THEY'RE ON THE WING NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, I CANT SHAKE THIS THING WHEN IT SNUCK UP... WHAT A TOTAL SHOCK WAS PARALYZED, WHEN OUR EYES DID LOCK I'M SPOOKED AND I'M SQUEALIN' CAUSE IT'S HALLOWEEN AN THERE'S SOMETHIN' HAUNTIN' MEEEEE Tag: Hope Your Halloweens a Scream!
March seventeenth is what we call St. Patricks Day Shoemaking leprechauns hoard all their gold away Clovers with four leafs can make a Good Luck bouquet As we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. When Irish chins sing, its a song you can dance to, lad Whisky and lager can cheer you up if youre sad Pipes may be calling, but Murphys heads feeling bad Corned beef and cabbage is coming on strong. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And if youre not Irish, well, you can pretend. Pubs barely open but Flanagans bleary-eyed Shamrocks and Blarney Stones got Kelly teary-eyed Father OMalleys on his second beer and rye As we sing loud the St. Patricks Chin Song. O lets lift a glass up to Cork and Kilkenny Wed name all the counties, but there are too many Our Irish Pride comes out of each nook and cranny When we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend If you like this stanza, well sing it again. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And St. Patricks Day Chin Song has come to an end!
My mother deserves bouquets the best flowers thy can grow perfume and jewelry, chocolates and cookie dough. I'm glad it's Mother's Day So I can say "Hello." I'd do it anyway, I'm not a fool, you know. My mom deserves stuff Like a really great kid, And who's that great kid? That would be me. That would be me. Thaaaaaaaaaaaattt would be ME. Happy Mother's Day!
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee,
A national holiday it should be...SOON.
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE.
You were born...
Long ago...
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
Long ago. Long ago. Long ago.
So now, let's get started
it's time for a party
time for a blast
a fine repast
and lots of guests...
It's a birthday, it's a party,
pull your socks up,
time for a blast.
Let's go...get some CAKE!
celebrate...with CAKE!
party hats...and CAKE!
cake...and more CAKE!
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La la la la la la, La la la la
Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries
on fancy birthday presents for you.
So we will party
till we have tummy aches
I'll have some ice cream
and lots of cake
I want some cake
I sure like cake...
Oh! Lots oooooooooofff
CAKE!
La la la la la la, La la la la la la
La
LA
LAAAAAAAAH!