HOW OLD? NEVER MIND You may be older than you've ever been before but you're also younger than you'll ever be again! So live it up and have a Great Birthday!
I wouldn't say there are too many candles on your birthday cake I'd say AAARGH! Oh, my God, MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! It's TOO BRIGHT IN HERE! ON FIRE!!! Someone call the FIRE BRIGADE!! That cake's going to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! Happy Birthday
Now that we're older, we really should start wearing sensible shoes. They were on sale, so I bought them in three colors. How sensible is that? Thank goodness we're not over-the-heel yet!