I was going to send you a birthday card . . . but the dog ate it. So I'm sending you this e-card instead. Happy Birthday. Luckily, the dog can't eat an e-card! I could be wrong. Happy Birthday.
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays
1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master.
2. Go out and pee on the world.
3. Make poopy.
4. Sniff poopy.
5. Seriously think about eating poopy.
6. Eat funny-looking bug instead.
7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug.
8. Drink out of magic well.
9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again.
Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
(Except for the "poopy" thing.)
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Birthday dreams. Dreams are good and if you're lucky, you'll always have them, for when they stop - then you're old! Whether you make lots of little wishes throughout the day, or you put everything you have in one great big wish that says it all... Hope your birthday makes you feel that all your dreams are possible. Because they are. Because you're you. Because you deserve every dream in your heart to come true! Happy Birthday
Click the wall; Happy Birthday! click the ceiling; click the table; Click the chair; Click the cat; Hoping your birthday is filled with fun surprises. Have a Wonderful Day
Lo! I say me this IS a good morrow! Meaning I was able to crawl out of bed this morning. The day of your birthing, you, a wonder of procreation, Its your birthday, huh? a quintessence of delight, thou! and everyones supposed to be nice to you. Lest I a flap-mouthed prattler be Dispensing unkind and windy begattings that brine the ears of all shires and good wives, Well, before I start boring you with a lot of crap I now do in good sooth say me That to be of thine acquaintance tis a fine and most noble occupation. It beats wearing a paper hat to work... For thine generosity is boundless as the seas! And ifaith your worthiness, by my countenance, is past-proportion! and I guess youre a nice person as far as I know, anyway. Now, tis time to frolic and carouse To make mirth and jest with good-faced chatmates! So...lets party! Aye, let us sit us down and eat and drink most well Of plumpy repast and frothy tankards, a most kindest cut of cake, Lets eat and drink To a point where I fear we mayst glutton ourselves! till were half stupid! For a lumpish, fly-bitten jolthead would be I And, since I dont want to be a jerk about it, were I not to send many and hearty wishings to you! let me get this over with now: Happy Birthday! And may you always merry be On this day, and constantly. Happy Birthday