Wishing you more moments to relax, more time to do the things you want, and more days when everything goes your way . . . Youre a wonderful father, and no one deserves the very best in life more than you do. Happy Fathers Day
However you spend it,
here's hoping your day
Is one that will bring
lots of pleasure your way ---
And then, when it's over,
here's wishing you, too,
Enough of life's good things
to last all year through!
Happy Father's Day and Happiness Always
It's time for fathers everywhere to turn up the heat and play "The Grill Master 500"! The object of the game? Don't let your family's dinner go up in smoke! Are you ready? Gentlemen, start your grills! Click on a piece of food to place it on the grill. Click the food on the grill to move it with your spatula onto the tray before it burns. make sure your food is thoroughly cooked. you have 30 seconds. Keep an eye on the charcoal to see how much time is left. Click here to begin! you cook 3 pieces successfully! Not bad, pass the steak sauce and enjoy! Hope your Father's Day sizzles!
Who's the big hairy man who has the cash when you need a hand? DAD! You're darned right. Who is the dude Who likes his beverage cold and brewed? DAD! Can you dig it? Who's the cat that won't cop out when it rains on his cookout? DAD! Right on! You see this cat DAD and your mother...Shut your mouth! But I'm talking' 'bout DAD! Then we can dig it He's a uncomplicated man, but no one understands him when he lectures...Hey, DAD! Hope Your Father's Day is BAD! (You know. BAD, meaning GOOD!)
These dads, it seems theyre always watching baseball on the TV beer on their knee These dads, they leave their snack crumbs spread all over the nice clean floor and then they snore. And when we need to stop to ask directions why he wonts a mystery And when his golf game shows its imperfections he wraps a club around a tree. Fathers! Fathers! They love to mow the lawn Fathers! Fathers! Theyre hairy and they yawn They go to work, they pay the bills On Saturdays, they man the grills On Fathers Day were grateful for the great stuff that they do Fathers! Fathers! (Kids sing): May we have some money, please? Fathers! Fathers! (Fathers sing): You think this stuff just grows on trees? They like to belch, sometimes they yell The same old stories theyll retell But on Fathers Day were grateful for the great stuff that they do! Happy Fathers Day!
Dad, Dad, Whatta Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely Take a break today! Stop the music! Youre singing at the same time I am. No, Im not. Yes, you are. Okay, Okay. Calm down. Lets just try again. There you go, again. What? Youre singing my part. Youre just jealous because Im a better singer. You are not! Am so! Are not! Am so! I give up. Hey! Happy Fathers Day!
It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say, It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each day So may it be His gracious will To always give to you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. May God Bless You on Father's Day and Always
RECEIVER The real heroes of the world are the men who take the time to make a difference in the life of a child. Happy Fathers Day to one of the worlds greatest heroes.
Thinking of the times we've spent together, the talks we've had, the moments we've shared and thinking of how nice it is to have you in my life. Have a wonderful Father's Day.
It's Father's Day, Dad - And you get to pick your ideal day! Just choose one from each of the following lists and sit back and ENJOY! 1 Choose Your Activity Golf Bowling Fishing TV watching General relaxing/reclining 2 Choose your Beverage Beer Light Beer Dark Beer draft Beer Water (it's possible) 3 Free Fashion Blunder Without being Mocked (choose only one, please) Black socks with shorts T-shirt with holes Shirt with food stains Pants with food stains No pants 4 Disgusting personal Habit (choose only one, please) Nose pick Crotch scratch Ground-shaking Belch Big Fart Dig out ear wax with car keys 5 Choose a Remark to Say to Your Kid/Kids "Close the door! You trying to heat the whole neighborhood?" "In my day, I had to walk to school uphill in the snow! Both ways!" "Get me a beer." "What am I, MADE of money?" "Go ask your mother." Hope your Father's Day is just the way you like it!