It's Valentine's Day, and I have a confession to make Lately I've been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. I'm so ashamed Why, I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me naked, quivering buttocks. Happy Valentine's Day!
The Official Valentine's Day Test. This exam is designed to test your knowledge of Valentine's Day, as well as your attitude toward this particular holiday. Happy Valentine's Day!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
Greetings, greetings its our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. Were frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now thats what we call good eats! We dare you resist us, Well parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, well melt all over your face. So, enjoy us enjoy us, Theres nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today Happy Valentines Day, Dont fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
Like a blanket on a bed Or the sound of a morning shower; Like a book turned down, half read Or the quiet morning hour You're home to me. You're home to me. Like the warm sun through the curtain Or a light on through the night; Like the glow of a candle burning Or the feeling that all is right You're home to me. You're home to me. Happy Valentine's Day With Love
I remember my arms around you for the first time . . . I remember the breathless anticipation I felt as our lips met. I remember those feelings so clearly, because theyre still in my heart each time I look at you or touch you, my forever love. I miss you . . . Happy Valentines Day