Ill pick my socks up, Moms not my maid, I should ignore the things my weird friends do. So many nights wide awake she laid, Would I come home with piercings or tattoos? The years are passing, they go so fast, Im glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule. But I was worried and glad she passed On that threat of military school. (The years are passing, they go so fast,) (Im glad Mom emphasized the Golden Rule.) (But I was worried and glad she passed) Wheres mom? (On that threat of military school.) We know a mothers work is never done, Shes always helping, right from the start When theres a problem, shes always calm, Theres nothing tender as a mothers heart. (But when theres trouble or we feel distress,) Be calm (Theres one thing that we all know for sure) Heres mom! (Well need our mothers to clean up the mess.) Theres one thing that we all know for sure Nothings tender as a mothers heart! Wishing you a relaxing, trouble-free Mothers Day. Click here for a special message (OPTIONAL)
Happy Mother's Day! Hi. My name is Rose. This is my brother, Bud. Yo! How's it going? "Hey! I smell good! Like I knew that I would now." Ouch! Can you move your thorns a little? "Oh, a mom is like a red, red rose, That's newly sprung in June..." But it's Mother's Day... And only May. So I guess we sprung too soon. We did it for you! Happy Mother's Day!
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... ¦If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
Mother -- Chef -- Chauffer -- Employee -- Nurse -- Coach -- Cheerleader -- Tutor -- Maid -- Secretary -- Friend -- Happy Mother's Day to a woman who wears a lot of hats. --...which explains why you need so many shoes!
M is for the many special Memories, -- O is cuz there's Only One of you, -- T is for the Tenderness with children, -- H is for the Helpful things you do, -- E is for Every silly game and story, -- R is for these compliments you Rate... -- Put them all together you get -- MOTHER! -- Here's hoping that your Mother's Day is great!
What Do Moms Do? Children just dont understand the things their mothers do. Who buys the kids the coolest toys? Their mother does thats who! How soon the little ones forget who tucks them in each night. Its Mom who says, Its just a dream, when kids awake from fright . . . A child will take for granted that their mom is always free when they could use a sandwich or a bandage on their knee. Children dont appreciate what every mother knows, Moms the only reason that kids ever have clean clothes! Eventually, a kid will see a mothers work is hard . . . Clearly you deserve much more than just an eCard! Happy Mothers Day
My mother deserves bouquets the best flowers thy can grow perfume and jewelry, chocolates and cookie dough. I'm glad it's Mother's Day So I can say "Hello." I'd do it anyway, I'm not a fool, you know. My mom deserves stuff Like a really great kid, And who's that great kid? That would be me. That would be me. Thaaaaaaaaaaaattt would be ME. Happy Mother's Day!
Mothers of the Animal Kingdom Pig Moms Fly Moms Ostrich Moms Raccoon Moms Black Widow Moms Without you, Mom, who knows what kind of animal I would have become? Thanks, and Happy Mother's Day
Mother's Day cooking with Ellen
I'm here to show you how to make a delicious Mother's Day meal!
First, just put in a little of this, a little of that...
...poke at it a few times, and...
TA-DAA!
They're sure to take you out to dinner!
Happy Mother's Day