I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the leaf. A cold wind Winter must be coming. Lets find someplace warm for our little friend. Click on the house. It smells like Thanksgiving dinner. Click on the window to have a look. Click on the door. Happy Thanksgiving Hope yours is warm and wonderful!
Thanksgiving is a special time each year... when we remember the familiar faces, places, and things we hold most dear... Giving thanks for the love and laughter that keep us all together... living under one roof that extends for miles and miles. Remembering with love our special family moments today and always. Happy Thanksgiving
CHIN #1:
In the fourth week of November
As Im sure were all aware,
We celebrate Thanksgiving
And we eat till were impaired.
Watch some football on the TV
And parades with relatives,
No one spills the gravy
On the tablecloth and lives.
ALL CHINS:
Turkey on the table
Its Thanksgiving Day
Sauce made from cranberries,
Broccoli soufflé,
When I eat more food
Than a rabid beast,
Youll know its at the annual
Thanksgiving feast.
CHIN #2:
I see yams and I see brussel sprouts
And green bean casserole,
Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing
Overflowing from the bowl.
CHIN #3:
Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream
Triple layer carrot cake,
My chin gets tired from chewing
And I have a tummy ache.
ALL CHINS:
Turkey on the table
Its Thanksgiving Day
Sauce made from cranberries,
Broccoli soufflé,
When I eat more food
Than a rabid beast,
Youll know its at the annual
Thanksgiving feast.
Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
A Thanksgiving Blessing. May our days be blessed with the happiness that comes from living our dreams and following our hearts. May our days be blessed with the peace of finding little ways to slow the pace and quiet the soul. May our days be blessed with the contentment, laughter, and love. May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving.
Let us look to the earth and to the heavens, and remember how much we have to be thankful for. May we take time to give thanks for the gifts of this sweet life... kitchen tables, family gatherings, and sweet memories being made. On this day of love and plenty, may thankfulness fill your heart. Happy Thanksgiving
Beautiful memories, Joyful gatherings, Lasting love... Receiver(s), Hoping your Thanksgiving is a beautiful reminder of all the wonderful things in your life. Every Happiness to You on Thanksgiving and Always.
Thanksgiving Eve The Farmer is onto you. Search through his wifes dresser and find a disguise. You have until the Farmer reaches the house to find 5 specific items.. PLAY> Oops! Happy Thanksgiving anyway! Well done! Happy Thanksgiving
A Thanksgiving Prayer for You The God of love and peace shall be with you. --2Corinthians 13:11 God bless you on Thanksgiving and keep you all year through God give you all the faith it takes to make your dreams come true May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way... And His light shine down on you to bless you on Thanksgiving Day.
A FEW THINGS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT TURKEYS. FACT 1 TURKEYS HAVE HEART ATTACKS. FACT 2 TURKEYS EXISTED OVER 10 MILLION YEARS AGO. FACT 3 TURKEYS CAN SENSE MOVEMENT UP TO 100 YARDS AWAY. FACT 4 NEIL ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ ALDRENS FIRST MEAL ON THE MOON WAS TURKEY. FACT 5 TURKEYS CAN DROWN IF THEY LOOK UP IN THE RAIN. HAPPY THANKSGIVING