Click here to enter Click on the moon Click on the trees Click here Perhaps they didn't hear you.... Try again Wishing you a frightfully happy Halloween!
And now, in honor of Halloween, the Top 5 Scarecrow Complaints! Number 5 Every day its denim and flannel, denim and flannel. Number 4 Two words: Crow poop. Yeah, youre real brave when youre up there, huh? Come down here and well see how tough you are! Number 3 Everybody just assumes that you can dance like that Wizard of Oz scarecrow. And by the way, a brain aint the first organ ID be wishing for, you know what Im sayin? Number 4 This job would be a lot easier if I was packin heat. And the Number 1 Scarecrow Complaint... Youd be grumpy too if you had a broomstick up your a$$. Happy Halloween
Were Trick or Treaters, candy eaters And well be coming to your house on Halloween. Were dressed as monsters and zombies and fairy queens, Please understand that we expect a sugar buzz Lets hope there wont be any trickery And we can all be happy on All-Hallows Eve. Were Halloweeners kids and tweeners And in our costumes were knocking upon your door No need to make a scene, This should just be routine Dont want a healthy snack, just put the candy in the sack and well be off. We love a good treat, But we are not above accepting paper money. We crave all thats sweet. We wouldnt mind if you just covered us with honey. Itd be a mess, and wed be all sticky, On second thought our moms might get upset. Trick or treaters, candy eaters, we are sweet but could be sweeter we want chocolate candy now and we are too cute for you to ignore Pirates, ghosts and little witches fill our bags with candy riches We know youre there so itd be best for you to simply open up your door. we want your candy we want more And well be knocking at your door. So dont be tempted hold back Put the treats into our sack we want your candy we want more We want candy we want more Were the kids that you adore, Were still here, you cant ignore Thats what Halloween is for And well be knocking at your door FOR MORE! Wishing You a Very Sweet Halloween
Halloween comes once a year so shake a leg and get in gear don't even want to suck your blood just don't be fillin' my bag with crud gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Apples are bad, pears are the pits popcorn balls give me green zits don't care if my teeth fall out candy's all I care about gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Dim lights and close the door you won't like what I have in store you'll find out how low I'll stoop with a flamin' pile of werewolf poop gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck!
This Halloween, why settle for the
same old, boring jack-o-lantern
when you can have a
crack-o-lantern
or a
Yack-o-lantern
or a
Rack-o-lantern
or a
Wack-o-lantern
or a
Mac-o-lantern
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
:-)
Is there a ball game on? Man, I could go for a beer . . . or six! Ha, ha . . . and some power tools! Yeah, baby . . . is it just me, or are you HOT? Is there a ball game on? See what happens when you scoop their brains out? Happy Halloween.