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- I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
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- Nothing says Thanksgiving . . . like a stubborn can of cranberry sauce. Happy Turkey Day.
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- CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve just landed a job at “Old Farmer Joe’s Turkey Farm” Your job? PLUCKING TURKEYS! But you better work fast. Use your mouse to pluck all the feathers from the Turkey and try to impress the boss. When you’re done Farmer Joe will give you his Pluck rating out of 10. (Rating does not begin until first feather is plucked) Good Pluck! START HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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- Thanksgiving Eve The Farmer is onto you. Search through his wife’s dresser and find a disguise. You have until the Farmer reaches the house to find 5 specific items.. PLAY> Oops! Happy Thanksgiving anyway! Well done! Happy Thanksgiving
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- Mmmmmm! Who doesn't like Thanksgiving? Lemme outta here? Well, besides him. Happy Turkey Day!
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- I am a bird with no tomorrow Don’t want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. I’ve got to plan for my survival I think I’ll find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
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- TURKEY SHOOT LET'S GO HUNTING
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- On Thanksgiving, the gravy isn't ALL you'll be passing!
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- CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As I’m sure we’re all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till we’re impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then there’s pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table It’s Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli soufflé, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, You’ll know it’s at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
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- Stuck with wearing big-ass hats, Taking baths in filthy vats… Chopping wood and pulling plows, Milking mean and smelly cows… Fighting off an angry bear, Mending your own underwear… Making soup from chicken gizzards, Taking craps outdoors in blizzards… Hunting turkeys to be plucked… To be a pilgrim must’ve sucked. Happy Thanksgiving
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- Pilgrims sailed across the perilous seas… ...to avoid their relatives!
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- "I made it! I'm free! I'm ---" Hope all your Thanksgiving Day plans go smoothly.
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- Who says your Thanksgiving dinner can’t be perfect? Just choose one option from each of the following lists to make your holiday just the way you want it. BEGIN Choose a Main Course Deep-fried turkey, extra gizzards. Mmmmmm…gizzards… A savory assortment of New World game meats Roasted Turkey, with a soy alternative for the vegetarians I got your “soy alternative” right HERE! Choose a Side Dish Green Bean casserole – What IS that? Specialty maize purchased from a Native American vegetable stand Sweet potatoes with a whisper of fennel and sage Boiled dandelions with a hint of “NO, THANK YOU!” Choose Your Beverage Lots and lots of beer, and maybe a little more beer Sweet cider and non-alcoholic mead – just like those pious Pilgrims A box of chilled, sassy Chardonnay Wild Turkey – no ice, no glass Choose Extra Guests (other than your wonderful family) Crazy Aunt Mabel and obnoxious Uncle Steve Biffy and Dash, your overly competitive neighbors with the perfect lawn Your sister-in-law’s boss and his “niece from out of town” Please… just leave me alone Choose Your Entertainment Football on TV! What else? Family sing-along Good old-fashioned spittin’ contestTexas Punch ’em Click to see your ideal Thanksgiving. Hope your Thanksgiving is just the way you like it.
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- It's always nice when someone else does the cooking at Thanksgiving - all you have to do is show up ! The only problem is dealing with the nasty holiday traffic. Get your car safely over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house, and she'll let you carve the turkey ! Make too many driving mistakes, though, and you'll miss dinner ! DIRECTIONS: Using the mouse, navigate you car past the obstacles until you reach Grandma's house. Hitting objects will take points off your score. Steer the car away from any hazards. Drive over gas pumps and turkey drumsticks to add five points to your score. GOOD LUCK, AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING !
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- The Perils of Thanksgiving Dinner Preparation The cold, clammy skin the greasy drippings the pungent aroma of smoke and that⿿s just Grandma! Happy Thanksgiving!
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- If women watched football… And men did the cooking… Thanksgiving might not be nearly as popular. Here's to a good old fashioned, stereotypical, slightly chauvinistic, but always delicious Thanksgiving!
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