The Official Valentine's Day Test. This exam is designed to test your knowledge of Valentine's Day, as well as your attitude toward this particular holiday. Happy Valentine's Day!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds. A man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment... Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!
Greetings, greetings its our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. Were frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now thats what we call good eats! We dare you resist us, Well parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, well melt all over your face. So, enjoy us enjoy us, Theres nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today Happy Valentines Day, Dont fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
You can change ANY of the words in this eCard! Right now it reads, Remembering you on Valentine's Day, and wishing you every lovely thing in life. Happy Valentine's Day
Sometimes I take great pride in making a perfect match . . . And sometimes I just like shooting people in the butt with a sharp arrow. YES! Happy Valentine's Day