I'm William Shatner. I've done a lot of things in my career, but this takes the cake. This is so cool. You, [RECIPIENT'S NAME], today it's all about you [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] it's exciting, it makes me want to celebrate, makes me want to get up out of this chair, makes me want to sing, makes me want to dance, Makes make me wanna (Shout) Kick my heels up and (Shout) Throw my hands up and (Shout) Throw my head back and (Shout) No, really -- people should be shouting your name in the streets. Come on now, Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing it out loud! I wanna celebrate! Put it up in lights! No one else deserves to be celebrated like you, 'cause you are the BEST! I want you to know, I said I want you know right now, You know you make me wanna shout, That's right you make me wanna shout 'cause there really is no doubt You know what I'm talking about You make me wanna SHOUT!!!! Yeah! You make me wanna shout. [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING], [RECIPIENT'S NAME]!
Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
10. O Holiday Tree 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter 8. Frosty the Snowperson 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for Which I Do Have a Permit) 6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits) 3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings 2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection 1. Ill Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December Hope your holiday rocks.
Working at the North Pole building toys out of a wooden block can surely put a damper on your day. Being two feet tall and having pointy ears and hats and shoes can also limit jobs with decent pay. Having Santa for a boss may sound exciting for a while, but really its just basically okay. This busy time of the year, its hard to keep running around like this. Scooping after reindeers just another thing we have to do, Santa likes the snow all clean and white. Answering the letters that the Fat Man gets from everywhere and they dont stop arriving day or night. We need a break our little feet ache, you think its easy making sure that red suit fits? Decorating Christmas trees and harvesting the mistletoe, you cant do all this working 9 to 5. Sure were sweet and jolly and were cute as boughs of holly, but these holidays put us in overdrive. We guess its fun, and when alls said and done, we hope your Christmas is the best one yet. Merry Christmas from one hard-working little elf to another.
The 12 Dogs of Christmas -- Drummers drumming, Pipers piping, Lords a-leaping, Ladies dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden rings, Calling birds, French hens, Turtle doves, Partridge in a pear tree Merry Christmas
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
Hark! How the chins, Upside-down chins, Smooth or with beard, All will be heard! Christmas is here. Bringing good cheer. Lips, teeth, and tongue, Songs will be sung. Round and oblong, Singing their song, Whiskers or not, Chins sing a lot. One seems to hear, Words of good cheer, From every chin, Singing again. Oh! how they sing. Voices do ring. O'er nose and face, Going every place. Gaily mouths chew, While chins renew. Goodwill and cheer, Christmas is here. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Oh, how the chins, Sing with their grins, Their melody, So chinfully Merry Christmas!
Deck the tree with balls so flashy. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la. Homemade ornaments just look trashy. We bring joy and memory sharing. We were made with love and caring You were made with paste and pine tar -- We're not even sure what you are! You're just copies, we are handmade. We have charms that never will fade. Even though you came before us... Let's all be one happy chorus! We're with you and glad to be here! Fa la la, la la la, la la la Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
I'm so flashy I'm so classy I'm a holiday sweater. I'm so chic and terrifique-- nothing says Christmas better! No one can miss me, looking so glitzy-- Have a real snazzy holiday! Celebrate in style and have a fabulous holiday!