ecard: The Elf Street Rag

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Working at the North Pole building toys out of a wooden block can surely put a damper on your day. Being two feet tall and having pointy ears and hats and shoes can also limit jobs with decent pay. Having Santa for a boss may sound exciting for a while, but really it’s just basically okay. This busy time of the year, it’s hard to keep running around like this. Scooping after reindeer’s just another thing we have to do, Santa likes the snow all clean and white. Answering the letters that the Fat Man gets from everywhere and they don’t stop arriving day or night. We need a break our little feet ache, you think it’s easy making sure that red suit fits? Decorating Christmas trees and harvesting the mistletoe, you can’t do all this working 9 to 5. Sure we’re sweet and jolly and we’re cute as boughs of holly, but these holidays put us in overdrive. We guess it’s fun, and when all’s said and done, we hope your Christmas is the best one yet. Merry Christmas from one hard-working little elf to another.