Your word is ancient. Ancient. What's the definition? Older than dirt, elderly, advanced in years. Can you use it in a sentence? The person viewing this card is ancient. Oh, I know that one. A-N-C-I-E-N-T, ancient. That's correct! Let me spell it out for you...happy birthday!
When a year has gone by, And balloons fill the sky that's your birthday, When the world to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's your birthday. Folks will sing, Sing-a-ling-a-ling, And they'll bring Bring-a-ling-a-ling Birthday wishes, There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. Hope Your Birthday is Magnifico!
Today's -- a day to show appreciation For all of the moms across the land. Let's praise -- and heap upon them admiration: They all deserve a great big hand! Mama, Mia! Mothers are the best! Surely Mom should have a day of rest, And relaxation 'cause she's so, How-do-you-say? Magnifico! And Mother's Day's the perfect day for us to tell her so! Happy Mother's Day!
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
Im just a little valentine, Im simple, small and plain. I didnt come from Paris, France Or Italy, or Spain. Im just a little valentine, Im humble and Im tiny, I dont come stamped with foil That is silver, red, or shiny. Im just a little valentine, Ive got no bows or lace, With just a few sweet words To put a smile on your face. Im just a little valentine -- A simple song with art But Im sending you a GREAT BIG wish That comes straight from my heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
A song for Moms Moms clean counters, butts and dishes, Cook up stuff 'cause it's nutritious, Even make it taste delicious, She's the mom, mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mommity mom Moms are great at drying tears, When we're all freaked out with fears Like a ninja, my Mom appears, 'cause she's the mom, mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mom, mommity mom Each and every step we take Every wish we ever make She makes it all a piece of cake 'cause she's the mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mommity mom Happy Mother's Day to a very special Mom!
Love and praise And heartfelt gratitude, These I send On Mother's Day to you: Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, For everything you do. And just for being you! Thank you For all The ways You care And how you're always there With all the love you share... Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Moms warm our hearts, because they care and when we call, they're always there. Moms make us smile, they light the way they even hear what we don't say--- That's why moms are loved and wished a Happy Mother's Day!
Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's grand being green! Whether just for the day or forever. We've got all the blarney, We've got all the luck, We're witty, good-looking and clever! Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's fun being green! We're charming, outspoken and friendly, There's two types of people: There's those who are green, And those who are just green with envy! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Moms are loving, Ever-caring, Really understanding, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Even when you wouldn't wash up, Clean your room, or just say "please," Mom was there with love and guidance During trying times like these. Moms will always clap the loudest, When you've given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Mom made you feel 10-feet tall. So we honor Mom and thank her Each year on this week in May, And wish her with all our hearts A truly classic Mother's Day! Enjoy Your Day!
OK...Scary. Alright - 1, 2, 3, Go! I'm a scary bat, eek, eek eek, give me some candy or I'll bite some holes in you. Are you scared? No? OK. I am death at your doorstep. I'll get you my pretty. I am 100 years old - that's 700 in dog years. You were playing with the Ouija board and now you must pay! I am not a dog with a sheet, I am an evil ghost. Am I scaring you yet? How 'bout now? I saw you flinch! Boo! Eek! Rawr! Oh man. Mom, you're not making my costumes any more, I can't scare anybody. Wishing you a little fright on Halloween night!