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- U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think I’m so hot Makes me think it’s time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here can’t do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they can’t sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U can’t stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, I’ll keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! I’m fresh and juicy You like that comin’ here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on I’m plump but I’m fit and I know what’s going on Like that, like that Baby, I’m a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you I’m too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U can’t stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u can’t stuff this Wanna piece o’ me, sucker? U can’t stuff this. Can’t Stuff This!
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- I am a bird with no tomorrow Don’t want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. I’ve got to plan for my survival I think I’ll find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
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- Can’t wait for the date – it’s nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon we’ll dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkey’s done, got to run – clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we don’t starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? We’re thankful for all that we’ve been given yes we’re thankful that if we overeat we’ll be forgiven ‘Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, we’re grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! We’re hoping that with all the bloat we don’t look like a Macy’s float! Now it’s time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts It’s to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look – be sure you don’t forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
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