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- U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this U can't stuff this My, my, my, my ladies think Im so hot Makes me think its time to trot and strut around the farm Cuz this hayseed here cant do me harm Feels good when you know you're down A super Tom turkey they cant sell by the pound And I'm known as such And this is one tur-key you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) U cant stuff this I told you farmboy, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, Ill keep on livin' and ya know, u can't stuff this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the roasting pan, u can't stuff this Break it down! Stop! Turkey time! Im fresh and juicy You like that comin here with a recipe So move out of my face And get a big meal some other place for Thanksgiving hold on Im plump but Im fit and I know whats going on Like that, like that Baby, Im a Free-Range Cadillac So you know, for you Im too much And this is one tur-key, you can't stuff (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Put down the seasonings. U cant stuff this. (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Hands off my giblets, u cant stuff this Wanna piece o me, sucker? U cant stuff this. Cant Stuff This!
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- I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
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- Cant wait for the date its nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkeys done, got to run clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we dont starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? Were thankful for all that weve been given yes were thankful that if we overeat well be forgiven Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, were grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! Were hoping that with all the bloat we dont look like a Macys float! Now its time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts Its to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look be sure you dont forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
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