Today's your birthday. I wish you many more, parties galore, fun till you snore. Time to celebrate this day for you. The day of your earthly debut! Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune. Today's your birthday, we wish you many more, parties glaore, friendly rapport. Time to celebrate your special day. You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along to sing this birthday song!
Just hold my hand and youll feel it . . . Look in my eyes and youll see it . . . Listen when I whisper your name and youll hear it . . . Kiss me and youll be absolutely sure . . . I am just crazy about you! Happy Birthday
For A Special Mom More beautiful than all the flowers that blossom is the heart of a loving mother. Thinking warm thoughts of you, Mom, and wishing you a day that's as special as you are! Happy Birthday
Strength and integrity, friendship and fun, honesty, loyalty, laughter, and love. God wove them all together and created you. God bless you for all that you are because all that you are is such a wonderful blessing. Happy Birthday
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
Dare all your dreams Always believe in yourself Uncover hidden talents Go on adventures Have fun and be happy Treasure tiny miracles Embrace life Reach for the stars May all your dreams come true, today and always. Happy Birthday to Wonderful You
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
On your birthday, Dad, I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like - "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched", "The early bird gets a job worth doing well", "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." and you thought everything you said went in one ear, and walked a mile in their shoes. Happy Birthday!
For A Wonderful Son You're everything a parent could ever hope for in a son. Your considerate, caring nature, your honesty, and your sense of humor -- all of this, and so much more, makes a parent very proud . . . Hope you know how much you're loved -- and how great it is having a wonderful son like you. Happy Birthday
I have confidence that Christ Jesus began good work in you, and He will carry it on to completion The Lord will see it through. I thank my God every time every time I remember you, sharing His love and His grace. We will rejoice in the Lord, and follow His ways. On your birthday, I just want you to know how thankful I am for the blessing you are to me.
Dear Brother, I may not always tell you, but I hope you know how special you are to me, how much I appreciate the friendship between us. I feel proud to have such a kind, generous person for my brotherAnd today, I hope you know all the good things I wish for you, and all the love that's in my heart for one very special brother. Happy Birthday