Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache! Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the Dad's Day ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' wishes to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your Father's Day is happy!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
To know you is to know somebody special, Someone with a warm and thoughtful way Of making life especially nice for others And adding so much sunshine to each day To know you is to want you to be happy To have your every wish and dream come true. Have a Wonderful Birthday
That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894) Wishing you more of the happiness and success you have earned and so richly deserve. Have a Happy Birthday and a Terrific Year
Cant get out to the golf course on your birthday? Thats no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! How To Play Par, birdie bogeyyou know all that stuff, right? Well, heres how to play the Monkey Mini-Golf game! Click you mouse to drop you ball wherever you want to on the tee box. After youve made your drop, click and drag your mouse away from the ball to create a stroke arrow. The bigger and longer the stroke arrow, the harder your swing is going to be. Sand traps will slow you down, and ice traps will speed you up. Other than that, just watch out for hills and other obstacles and try to get it into the hole in as few shots as you can! PLAY Happy Birthday! Its your day to monkey around.
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
Experts say 30 minutes of exercise a day will add years to your life. So I hired this hamster to do it for you.... click here to start; the click here to stop the pain. ...but watching him for 29 more minutes would probably be more painful than doing it yourself thanks Have a happy birthday - and a healthy year!
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
You're never too busy for the people in your lifebut your birthday is a chance to take some time out to think about what makes you happy. So, whatever your dreams may be, here's hoping the year ahead sees them all coming true.
A Birthday Game Especially for You Oh, Baby I love to squeeze you Id love to please you, but most of all, Id love to tease you. So what do you say? Up for a good time? Click on the stripper (if you can) as she pops out of the cake. Shell remove one article of clothing for each time you catch her Click START to begin playing around. May all your birthday wishes come true! Happy Birthday, Big Guy!
Hey, Guy I thought about hiring strippers for your birthday, but then I found some gals who are even more entertaining! [word balloon:] Wheres the birthday boy? Dont act like youre not impressed. Happy Birthday
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the birthday ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' birthday to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your birthday is happy!
Here are some MANLY things to do PRESS HERE. FIX SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING. BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. DRINK A BEER. DRINK SIX BEERS! BREAK SOMETHING ATTEMPTING TO FIX IT. (yes, its on here twice. I know you.) WATCH TV. FALL ASLEEP WATCHING TV. whatever you do, HAVE FUN!