What are you doing for Valentines Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, its true But have yourself a special day No matter what you do! Happy Valentines Day
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... |If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
Youre a mommy, youre a mother, Its a job thats like no other: Its demanding, and its draining, Its a job for which there really was no training. Wiping counters, butts and noses, Cleaning up while famly dozes. Making sure kids wear clean undies, Working all week long, plus Saturdays and Sund-ies. Kissing boo boos, multi-tasking, Know your kids hurt without asking. Gasoline goes by the tank-full, Its for all of this and more your familys thankful! Happy Mothers Day!
CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As Im sure were all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till were impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
Working at the North Pole building toys out of a wooden block can surely put a damper on your day. Being two feet tall and having pointy ears and hats and shoes can also limit jobs with decent pay. Having Santa for a boss may sound exciting for a while, but really its just basically okay. This busy time of the year, its hard to keep running around like this. Scooping after reindeers just another thing we have to do, Santa likes the snow all clean and white. Answering the letters that the Fat Man gets from everywhere and they dont stop arriving day or night. We need a break our little feet ache, you think its easy making sure that red suit fits? Decorating Christmas trees and harvesting the mistletoe, you cant do all this working 9 to 5. Sure were sweet and jolly and were cute as boughs of holly, but these holidays put us in overdrive. We guess its fun, and when alls said and done, we hope your Christmas is the best one yet. Merry Christmas from one hard-working little elf to another.
There's a special kind of feeling when Christmas fills the air - It's time to get together to celebrate and share, The warmth of friends and family, the beauty of December, The glow that fills so many hearts with good times to remember. And though the years bring changes, one thing is always true - There's a special kind of feeling in every though of you. Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas.
I am going to thank you now, Thank you good Thank you loud. I am going to thank you now For all that you have done! You really are the cats meow, a-and how So take a bow. I am going to thank you now For all that you have done! Im not sure what I would do Without you, this is true. So That is Why Im thanking you For all that you have done! Generous and kindly, too That is you, hope you knew. So that is why Im thanking you For all that you have done! Thanks a Ton!
This Hanukkah, may you celebrate all of life's gifts... ...especially the ones that can't be wrapped. Click each tower to discover special blessings to keep in mind on each of Hanukkah's eight wondrous nights! Click anywhere to begin. Light Laughter Lore Latkes Love Learning Liberty Lots of Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
Like a blanket on a bed Or the sound of a morning shower; Like a book turned down, half read Or the quiet morning hour You're home to me. You're home to me. Like the warm sun through the curtain Or a light on through the night; Like the glow of a candle burning Or the feeling that all is right You're home to me. You're home to me. Happy Valentine's Day With Love
Thanks for being organized when others fail to be. Thanks for your performance and your punctuality. Thanks for all the things you do that others simply can't. Thanks for being cool and calm while others rave and rant. Thanks for doing mindless tasks that make you wanna swear. But, mostly, thank you very much for always being there! Happy Administrative Professionals Day
Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . . V is for this very special day. A for all the sweets comin' our way. L is for the love we're gonna spread. E for every candy heart in red. N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses. T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes. I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups. N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups. E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth. S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath. D for do you like our Valentine's Day song? A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long. Yippeeeee!
From the land they call Erin, Here's a wish that I'm sharin' -- A toast to us all on this day of good cheer: May the road rise up to ya, And the wind not blow through ya, With your glass overflowing with green-colored beer! With green colored beer, With green colored beer, A toast to us all on this day of good cheer! Cheers to a Happy St. Patrick's Day
Dads are loving, Ever-caring, Patient and hard-working, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Dads would yell, and clap and whistle, When you'd given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Dad made you feel 10-feet tall. Even when he had to tell you, "Because I said so, that's why!" Or "If I have to come up there," Dad is still an awesome guy So to honor Dad and thank him On this third Sunday in June, Just to state that dads are great, we're Bringing you this classic tune! Happy Father's Day
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee, A national holiday it should be...SOON. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE. You were born... Long ago... Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. So now, let's get started it's time for a party time for a blast a fine repast and lots of guests... It's a birthday, it's a party, pull your socks up, time for a blast. Let's go...get some CAKE! celebrate...with CAKE! party hats...and CAKE! cake...and more CAKE! It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. La la la la la la, La la la la la la La la la la la la, La la la la Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. So we will party till we have tummy aches I'll have some ice cream and lots of cake I want some cake I sure like cake... Oh! Lots oooooooooofff CAKE! La la la la la la, La la la la la la La LA LAAAAAAAAH!
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
Look up to the sky -- The clouds keep changing. Look down at your feet -- The road is rearranging. The world keeps you guessing. Its pace is unforgiving. But what never changes is knowing The Irish way of living. Be free and be strong, Live well and live long. Theres a love that keeps on giving -- Thats the Irish way of living. The sun, it may be setting, The sea may stir the sky, The good Lord we are betting Truly knows the reason why. The world never rests. Theres more taking than theres giving. But when all seems lost, remember Theres the Irish way of living. Be good and be true. Be love and be you. Be kind and be forgiving Thats the Irish way of living
Hark! How the chins, Upside-down chins, Smooth or with beard, All will be heard! Christmas is here. Bringing good cheer. Lips, teeth, and tongue, Songs will be sung. Round and oblong, Singing their song, Whiskers or not, Chins sing a lot. One seems to hear, Words of good cheer, From every chin, Singing again. Oh! how they sing. Voices do ring. O'er nose and face, Going every place. Gaily mouths chew, While chins renew. Goodwill and cheer, Christmas is here. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Oh, how the chins, Sing with their grins, Their melody, So chinfully Merry Christmas!
Dad, Dad, Whatta Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely Take a break today! Stop the music! Youre singing at the same time I am. No, Im not. Yes, you are. Okay, Okay. Calm down. Lets just try again. There you go, again. What? Youre singing my part. Youre just jealous because Im a better singer. You are not! Am so! Are not! Am so! I give up. Hey! Happy Fathers Day!
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween
Greetings, greetings its our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. Were frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now thats what we call good eats! We dare you resist us, Well parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, well melt all over your face. So, enjoy us enjoy us, Theres nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today Happy Valentines Day, Dont fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
Butterflies, bees and the blooms on the trees, God has given us beauty. He's nurtured and blessed every hive, nook and nest, God has given us love. At this time of rebirth for all creatures on earth and the promise of life all around. God Bless You at Easter and Always!
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Gooooo Dad! Happy Dad's Day!
Oh (name) you know I love you so much! C'mon Baby, put on your (favorite clothes) looking so fine. I want to eat you up like a (favorite dessert) you drive me out of my mind! Baby, don't you know I think you're so divine! I want to take you out and go (favorite activity) till the end of time! (name) I love you! Ooooohhhh Yeeeaaah
Is it hot in here? ...or is it just me? I provide beauty, warmth and light for the whole family. When these 8 candles are all lighted, Though it's clear everyone's excited, In my glow they will bask, but I just have to ask: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Is it warm in here? I have to say I spend most of the year packed up away, Though the food is frying in the kitchen, I'm the one who's really schvitzin' With 9 sticks of fire, I just have to inquire: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Warmest wishes for a Happy Hanukkah.
Thanks for being organized when others fail to be. Thanks for your performance and your punctuality. Thanks for all the things you do with never a complaint Thanks for being cool and calm and showing such restraint Thanks for multi-tasking when we have no time to spare But, mostly, thank you very much for always being there! Happy Administrative Professionals Day!
Deck the tree with balls so flashy. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la. Homemade ornaments just look trashy. We bring joy and memory sharing. We were made with love and caring You were made with paste and pine tar -- We're not even sure what you are! You're just copies, we are handmade. We have charms that never will fade. Even though you came before us... Let's all be one happy chorus! We're with you and glad to be here! Fa la la, la la la, la la la Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
Remember how you washed their clothes Picked their socks up from the floor. Remember them waving from the sidewalk As you stood inside the door. Remember how you read to them The smell of cookies baking Remember their kiss before they slept Your smile as they were waking. There is no better way to feel Than as a mother with her child Like the sun that shines so bright above Youre there through tears and smiles. Remember holding in your palm That tiny little hand, And how quickly comes the day When on their own two feet they stand. Remember all the little things bending down to tie a shoe Remember all the love you give, And how it now comes back to you. There is no better way to feel Than as a mother with her child Like the sun that shines so bright above Youre there through tears and smiles. Happy Mothers Day
The story of St. Patricks Day begins in Ireland On hillsides with the green, green grass Beneath the Irish sun. St. Patty put this grass of green in baskets he did weave, and filled them up with chocolate eggs For children to receive. uhm, actually, I think youve got it wrong, therelisten to thisahem. St. Pattys Day commemorates a date from long ago: The Pilgrims and the natives dined, on food that they did grow, along with fish and turkeys too, they ate their peas and corn, They later added football, and a holiday was born. NO...no...no ya eejit! Thats not it St. Padddys day is when the kids go around with their scary masks and Achhh! You doont have the sense you were born with, Lad, its when Santa comes down the chimn That shows what you know... Make no mistake about it Im wishing you a Happy St. Patricks Day! and then if the turkey sees his shadow... For some No Blarney Facts About St. Patricks Day, click any of the Shamrocks! sharmrock #1 St. Patricks Day is the annual feast of St. Patrick (circa AD 385-461), a patron saint of Ireland. According to legend, St. Patrick used the green three-leaf clover (the shamrock) to explain the holy trinity to the Christians of Ireland. This is how the wearing of the green became a tradition. sharmrock #2 Although an Irish holiday, the largest St. Patricks Day parade in the world is in New York City, where 150,000 marchers participate. sharmrock #3 The Chicago River is dyed green each year for St. Patricks Day. sharmrock #4 In Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand, Argentina and the US, St. Patricks Day is not an official holiday, but is widely celebrated.
March seventeenth is what we call St. Patricks Day Shoemaking leprechauns hoard all their gold away Clovers with four leafs can make a Good Luck bouquet As we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. When Irish chins sing, its a song you can dance to, lad Whisky and lager can cheer you up if youre sad Pipes may be calling, but Murphys heads feeling bad Corned beef and cabbage is coming on strong. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And if youre not Irish, well, you can pretend. Pubs barely open but Flanagans bleary-eyed Shamrocks and Blarney Stones got Kelly teary-eyed Father OMalleys on his second beer and rye As we sing loud the St. Patricks Chin Song. O lets lift a glass up to Cork and Kilkenny Wed name all the counties, but there are too many Our Irish Pride comes out of each nook and cranny When we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend If you like this stanza, well sing it again. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And St. Patricks Day Chin Song has come to an end!
The radio is on and the television, too. All this noise that keeps me company Cant match the thought of you. I wash my clothes and shower. To start the day off new. But the only time that matters Is a day that starts with you. From the dawn until the sunset. From the sun until the moon. From beginning to the end. From much later til too soon. Youre where I want to be. The last one I want to see. Whether why or where or how, Youre my forever and my now. My every day of living Id trade for minutes with just you. Im walking while Im thinking, But Id rather run with you.
I'm pump pump pumped for Pumpkin day! I'll tell you somethin' The night is bumpin' the party's thumpin' and I am pumped, Yo 'cause I'm a pump-kin I feel the beat now let's trick or treat now I got some candy handy take it to the street now! I'm pump pump pumped for Pumpkin day! Oh Yeah, trick or treat. Yo! Happy Halloween!
You're nowhere close to PASTURE prime, Yes, one CUD say yer youthful. And I'm not giving you some BULL, I'm UDDERLY quite truthful! So when I HERD yer birthday's near, I didn't need per-SUADE-ing To write a little MOOO-zic For this day yer celebrating: Happy Birthday to MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin' I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin' But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said I'm happy 'cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, there's lots of jelly beans They're yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But you'll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, you'll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and you'll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends They're neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) You'll eat them without thinking of the weigh you'll gain. You feel nauseated, but you can't abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.
Mother's Day Jukebox. Welcome to the Mother's Day Jukebox, the only greeting that lets you customize a song with any name you choose! What is the recipient's relationship to you? What is her role in life you most admire her for? .If somebody were to ask me what it means to be a family, I would tell them to watch you be a grandma. They would see how love is shown in more than words but in taking time for the simple day-to-day moments. They would see how caring means more than just keeping things running smooth. It's the little ways you fuss. If someone were to ask me what it means to be a family I would tell them as such that I love you so much and I'm so glad you're my . Happy Mother's Day.
Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!