On this auspicious day in [BIRTH MONTH] We wishest a most splendid birthday to thee, The magnificent [RECIPIENT] Dost thou know the time? 'Tis the grandest of days! It's your birthday, [TITLE] It tissent a jousting we're singing about - Not mounting a milky, white steed Let morrow not come without first beakers raised To honour thee: [RECIPIENT] - It tissent a plague Not dancing a jig - Not making a chain-mail vest Simply bidding good graces to thee Verily from [SENDER] But Lords and Ladies, Wenches and Sirs: It's not coats of armour - or crestfallen maidens or falconry - or weaving a loin cloth or moated castles - or milking a dragon or leatherworking - or poor sanitation or peasants and squires - or dysentery we're simply honoring thee: [RECIPIENT] Happy Birthday to Thee!
There's the kinda strong Like a country song When the lead guitar's on fire. There's the kind like a fighter Or a rodeo rider There's the kind like a steel-belt tire. There sure are lots of different Kinds-a strong -- that's surely true, But none compare, any time anywhere To a DAD STRONG dude like you! Chorus: DAD STRONG! Dad strong! ...and it fills our hearts with gratitude. DAD STRONG! Can't be wrong! ...with a thousand watts of DAD-i-tude. DAD STRONG! Can I get an oh yeah? Happy Father's Day!
Wishing you more moments to relax, more time to do the things you want, and more days when everything goes your way . . . You're a wonderful father, and no one deserves the very best in life more than you do. Happy Father's Day
However you spend it, here's hoping your day Is one that will bring lots of pleasure your way --- And then, when it's over, here's wishing you, too, Enough of life's good things to last all year through! Happy Father's Day and Happiness Always
We do it all because we're dads. Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Well Mr. Construction Is what my friends call me 'Cause all of the jobs I do are so manly, But find me at home And you'll probably see I'm the number one client at my daughter's tea party. If it's broken, we can fix it Duct tape makes it all work fine. There's no need to read a recipe -- They're just a waste of time. Do not tell Mom! We're your biggest fan, we know the score to every game you play, If your diaper's kinda smelly, Well, we'll make it go away. We don't mean to embarrass you when driving you to school... Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Happy "Dads" Day!
Hey, I know how much you like getting the latest tech stuff, so for Father's Day I searched all over the web and got you something really special! This electronic greeting! (it's the most advanced model they had) Hope you like it! Happy Father's Day
A Dad is An Amazing Man... When he sits in a recliner, IT gets relaxed. He wouldn't mind showing his feminine side...if he had one. No shirt, no shoes---he always gets service. He once asked for directions...just kidding. Google once asked him to find something. He doesn't cut the grass. The grass bows to him. Happy Father's Day to an Amazing Man!
It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say, It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each daySo may it be His gracious will To always give to you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. May God Bless You on Father's Day and Always
Dear Dad, when I was just a little girl, I always looked up to you... as the smartest, the strongest, and the kindest man in the whole wide world. In fact, it's safe to say you were my hero. Some things never change. With love for a Happy Father's Day
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Gooooo Dad! Happy Dad's Day!
Dads are loving, Ever-caring, Patient and hard-working, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Dads would yell, and clap and whistle, When you'd given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Dad made you feel 10-feet tall. Even when he had to tell you, "Because I said so, that's why!" Or "If I have to come up there," Dad is still an awesome guy So to honor Dad and thank him On this third Sunday in June, Just to state that dads are great, we're Bringing you this classic tune! Happy Father's Day
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache! Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the Dad's Day ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' wishes to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your Father's Day is happy!