Hey There! This is all about you and (WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING) Our nails are shinin', our curlers are hot I'm in this chair looking like an astronaut And it's time to give props to you! So, listen up now, make it understood We're celebratin' you, cuz you're crazy good Your name is: (RECIPIENT'S NAME) And it's our mission To party like a boss And give you recognition Cuz you deserve it, yo! Aww...snap, take a selfie Let's have a blast, The crew is getting jiggy While we're getting' waxed Cuz today the whole world is a shrine to you: You're incredible impeccable, and hella cool too From Timbuktu (TO: LOCATION) And It's time to C-E-L-E-B-R-A-T-E And I think we all agree That it's time to get ready Get a manni and a pedi (HAIR TYPE) Look pretty!! It's gorgeous! And the beat goes thump Make you wanna jump, fist pump Get Crunk! Your cray-crazy good Here's to You!
Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
Friends are golden rays of sunlight when we need warmth... the cool comfort of shade when we need rest... the silver path of moon glow when we feel lost and need to find our way in this world. The gift of your friendship is more precious to me than any words could say.
Choose- Verse 1: A friend as special as you... ...makes friendship bloom all year round! Verse 2: The beauty of true friendship never fades away - it blossoms in the heart forever. So glad we're friends. Verse 3: Write Your Own Verse
Type in the receiver's name below: What is Friendship? It's sharing your greatest joys and deepest hurts. It's revealing your wildest dreams and secrets of the soul. It's expressing yourself with heartfelt words and understood silences. It's counting on each other when times are tough... It's sharing the stories of your past and your hopes for tomorrow. And it means so much to share it with someone like you. Thank you for being such a wonderful friend, RECEIVER
So, I'm running around like a CRAZY woman, trying to get WAY more done than is humanly possible... when suddenly MY PHONE RINGS and I think oh no, WHAT NOW?! But then I see it's YOU and I SMILE, and, for a while anyway, things aren't quite so hectic... You lift my mood and keep me laughing through the chaos. What more could anyone ask for in a FRIEND?
If I could, Id find a fairy godmother with a magical wand and combat boots so that she could grant your wishes and kick the crap out of anything that tried to get in the way of your happiness. But in the meantime, I got your back.
Your Friendship Is a Blessing God has given me a great gift. Genesis 30:20 I feel blessed by our friendship by the joy you show when I share good news with you, your compassion for me during difficult times, and your loyal, loving spirit which you share every time were together. A friend like you is a wonderful gift.
I Believe. I believe in friends and the healing that comes from laughter, tears and stories shared. I believe in the wisdom that can be found in having fun... and in the bonds that are formed out of trust and honesty. I believe in the strength of one hand holding another through times of trouble... and in the miracles of perfectly-timed hugs and smiles. I believe in friendship like ours. Thanks for being such a wonderful friend.
The threat is real. In homes across the worldAt any momentWithout warningRenegade hormones can ATTACK! That's why the Homelife Security PMS Advisory System was developed. The Homelife Security PMS Advisory System is designed to help often-complacent males recognize the PMS warning signs and become better prepared in the event of an attack. SEVERE - Secure objects that may be thrown. - Hide all sharp implements. - Hide yourself. - Close windows (so that neighbors can't hear ranting, raving, and crying) - Be prepared to flee at a moment's notice. HIGH - Expect wild mood swings. - Bloating may cause attacks on closets, drawers, and significant others. - Keeping your mouth shut is a solid contingency plan. - Stock large quantities of chocolate. ELEVATED - You may think it's only "that time," but PMS attacks can occur spontaneously. - Avoid flip comments and lame attempts at humor. - Approach with caution. - Be prepared for general weepiness. - Memorize escape routes. GUARDED - Hormones happen. - You can relax somewhat, but it's wise to be on guard! - Review emergency procedures. - Practice protective responses such us ducking and groveling. LOW - The evil twin has disappeared.(That was sooo last week) - Things are calm and normal behavior patterns reestablished. - Apologies are accepted and all is well - for now! Just remember - hormones are out there, AND THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! No cause for alarm - Just saying "Hi."
A true friend cheers you on when you need it most... gives you a compliment whenever you deserve one... and helps you find your way if you get off track. Thanks for being there for me every step of the way. There's nothing better than a true friend... and no truer friend than you.
Its time to test your concentration with THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION GAME! Think you have amazing powers of concentrations? Prove it! See if you can resist the eye candy and spot the details. Well let you know how you did at the end! Youll have 5 seconds to look at an image START NOW! Just wanted you to know I was "remembering" you! Have a Nice Day!
Because you make me laugh so hard Because you're there for me even before I ask Because you always know the right thing to say Because you understand me even when I'm not making a whole lot of sense Because I don't know what I'd ever do without you... That's why our friendship means so much to me.
Every year, Im a little more grateful for everything we share, for the memories between us, the good times ahead of us, and the special place you will always have in my heart. Thinking of you with a smile.
Best friends like you no matter how you look. I was exposed to gamma rays, and I grew a second head. That's a good look for you! Best friends don't mind doing weird stuff with you. I thought it might be fun to build a fortress out of cheddar cheese. Cool! I'll go get my grater! Best friends stand by you no matter what. I accidentally robbed a bank... Hey, we all have bad days. Best friends do favors for you. Quick! I need five thousand dollars, twelve pairs of green socks and a live chicken... Here you go. I threw in an extra pair of green socks, just in case... Best friends always know just what to say. My boss is a jerk. Let's go toilet paper his yard then come and make s'mores! Everybody should have a best friend. Thanks for being there for me. No problem! And here, I burned you a cd of your favorite songs... Thanks for being the best of the best of the best friends!
Friends go together like peanut butter and jelly! Okay, so maybe the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth . . . and the jelly gets all over the place . . . and the whole thing is just one sticky, chaotic mess, but, hey -- that's the beauty of friendship.
For being there when I need you and standing beside me For listening without judging, and knowing without asking For keeping even the tiniest secrets safe For making me laugh, encouraging my dreams, and loving me as I am And most of all, for being you... I thank you, my wonderful supportive friend.
A Friend Who's Like a Sister You're a friend who's like a sister ~ We're so close in special ways We share each other's joys and cares, and happy yesterdays We share our thoughts and secrets, too, our hopes for what will be You're a friend who's like a sister ~ you're like family to me. HOLLY HOBBIE
Friends are the greatest. Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt. Friends can pull you out of a dumperday. Friends are always there for you. Friends always "remember when." Friends are good times shared. Friends are the best. Thanks for always being everything a friend should be.
JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL AND, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO KIND WELL, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND AND GOOD FRIENDS ARE SO VERY HARD TO FIND YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH CAUSE YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND YOU ARE USED TO ALL MY SILLY FLAWS I'M TELLING YOU I'M SO GLAD THAT WE ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, JUST BECAUSE You're a wonderful friend!
Camera pans through a gallery of classics. Ruben-type painting: Does this frame make my butt look big? Venus on the Half Shell: Girls, I totally need to work on my tanspray or tanning bed? Cut to: Munchs Scream: Aaaaaaaaah! What happened to you?! Pan Across: Picasso (sighs glumly): Botox gone bad. End Tag: I wouldnt change a thing about our friendship!
Here's what I don't know --- the square root of 17, how to make a bouillabaisse, how to spell bouiliabaise, the capital of Liechtenstein, the life expectancy of an African tree frog . . . Here's what I DO know --- I'm glad you're my friend.
This is me. This is me with PMS. This is me with a zit. This is me cloned. This is me surfing EBay. This is me with a bad fake tan. This is me circa 1977. This is me retaining water. This is me in a high school. This is me with a face lift. This is me without electrolysis. This is me with a mullet. This is me with a vibrating cell phone. This is me morphed with a chicken.