Take away all the idiots, losers, and psychos in the world plus, all the annoying people in the world Plus, all the people you thought were nice, but actually weren't Plus anybody you don't know (because they don't count) and who do you have left? ...US Here's to best friends!
JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO THOUGHTFUL AND, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE SO KIND WELL, JUST BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND AND GOOD FRIENDS ARE SO VERY HARD TO FIND YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH CAUSE YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND YOU ARE USED TO ALL MY SILLY FLAWS I'M TELLING YOU I'M SO GLAD THAT WE ARE FRIENDS BECAUSE, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, JUST BECAUSE You're a wonderful friend!
Here's what I don't know --- the square root of 17, how to make a bouillabaisse, how to spell bouiliabaise, the capital of Liechtenstein, the life expectancy of an African tree frog . . . Here's what I DO know --- I'm glad you're my friend.