Best friends like you no matter how you look. I was exposed to gamma rays, and I grew a second head. That's a good look for you! Best friends don't mind doing weird stuff with you. I thought it might be fun to build a fortress out of cheddar cheese. Cool! I'll go get my grater! Best friends stand by you no matter what. I accidentally robbed a bank... Hey, we all have bad days. Best friends do favors for you. Quick! I need five thousand dollars, twelve pairs of green socks and a live chicken... Here you go. I threw in an extra pair of green socks, just in case... Best friends always know just what to say. My boss is a jerk. Let's go toilet paper his yard then come and make s'mores! Everybody should have a best friend. Thanks for being there for me. No problem! And here, I burned you a cd of your favorite songs... Thanks for being the best of the best of the best friends!
This is me. This is me with PMS. This is me with a zit. This is me cloned. This is me surfing EBay. This is me with a bad fake tan. This is me circa 1977. This is me retaining water. This is me in a high school. This is me with a face lift. This is me without electrolysis. This is me with a mullet. This is me with a vibrating cell phone. This is me morphed with a chicken.
Camera pans through a gallery of classics. Ruben-type painting: Does this frame make my butt look big? Venus on the Half Shell: Girls, I totally need to work on my tan spray or tanning bed? Cut to: Munchs Scream: Aaaaaaaaah! What happened to you?! Pan Across: Picasso (sighs glumly): Botox gone bad. End Tag: I wouldnt change a thing about our friendship!