Best friends like you no matter how you look. I was exposed to gamma rays, and I grew a second head. That's a good look for you! Best friends don't mind doing weird stuff with you. I thought it might be fun to build a fortress out of cheddar cheese. Cool! I'll go get my grater! Best friends stand by you no matter what. I accidentally robbed a bank... Hey, we all have bad days. Best friends do favors for you. Quick! I need five thousand dollars, twelve pairs of green socks and a live chicken... Here you go. I threw in an extra pair of green socks, just in case... Best friends always know just what to say. My boss is a jerk. Let's go toilet paper his yard then come and make s'mores! Everybody should have a best friend. Thanks for being there for me. No problem! And here, I burned you a cd of your favorite songs... Thanks for being the best of the best of the best friends!
Friends are the greatest. Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt. Friends can pull you out of a dumperday. Friends are always there for you. Friends always "remember when." Friends are good times shared. Friends are the best. Thanks for always being everything a friend should be.
Friends go together like peanut butter and jelly! Okay, so maybe the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth . . . and the jelly gets all over the place . . . and the whole thing is just one sticky, chaotic mess, but, hey -- that's the beauty of friendship.
Here's what I don't know --- the square root of 17, how to make a bouillabaisse, how to spell bouiliabaise, the capital of Liechtenstein, the life expectancy of an African tree frog . . . Here's what I DO know --- I'm glad you're my friend.
For being there when I need you and standing beside me For listening without judging, and knowing without asking For keeping even the tiniest secrets safe For making me laugh, encouraging my dreams, and loving me as I am And most of all, for being you... I thank you, my wonderful supportive friend.
Camera pans through a gallery of classics. Ruben-type painting: Does this frame make my butt look big? Venus on the Half Shell: Girls, I totally need to work on my tanspray or tanning bed? Cut to: Munchs Scream: Aaaaaaaaah! What happened to you?! Pan Across: Picasso (sighs glumly): Botox gone bad. End Tag: I wouldnt change a thing about our friendship!
This is me. This is me with PMS. This is me with a zit. This is me cloned. This is me surfing EBay. This is me with a bad fake tan. This is me circa 1977. This is me retaining water. This is me in a high school. This is me with a face lift. This is me without electrolysis. This is me with a mullet. This is me with a vibrating cell phone. This is me morphed with a chicken.