December 22nd Christmas Tree Lights Day Honoring Thomas Edison, who created the first Christmas tree lights in 1882. You know, it's only fitting that Edison invented Christmas tree lights. It takes a genius to untangle them! Merry Christmas Tree Lights Day!
April 7 is No Housework Day! A good day to fantaize about two men... One to cook, and one to clean. Today there shall be no laundry. No dishes. Now vacuuming. And no guilt. Enjoy this holiday while it lasts.
Bow down before your masters, human underlings! Today Is Respect Your Cat Day! March 28th Respect Your Cat Day On this day in 1384, England's King Richard II issued an edict forbidding the consumption of cats.
Attention, Men! This is your final warning! Tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Please respond within the next 24 hours with flowers,candy,gifts, and romance novel hero-quality behavior. A Public Service Announcement for all men who are currently in (and wish to remain in) a relationship.
It's Temporary Insanity Day! Do something crazy! (Just keep it legal. After all, if we were really insane, today would be just an ordinary day.) On this day in 1859, the defense of "temporary insanity" was first successfully pleaded in a U.S. court of law.
January 27th Thomas Crapper Day Honoring the man responsible for the modern flush toilet on the anniversary of his death in 1910. Don't let this day go down the toilet - Get off your butt and celebrate! It's Thomas Crapper Day!
Be Electrific Day On February 11, we honor the birth of inventor Thomas Alva Edison . . . and we discover the electricity within our own bodies. Celebrate by skating across the carpet in your stocking feet . . .