Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee, A national holiday it should be...SOON. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE. You were born... Long ago... Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. So now, let's get started it's time for a party time for a blast a fine repast and lots of guests... It's a birthday, it's a party, pull your socks up, time for a blast. Let's go...get some CAKE! celebrate...with CAKE! party hats...and CAKE! cake...and more CAKE! It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. La la la la la la, La la la la la la La la la la la la, La la la la Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. So we will party till we have tummy aches I'll have some ice cream and lots of cake I want some cake I sure like cake... Oh! Lots oooooooooofff CAKE! La la la la la la, La la la la la la La LA LAAAAAAAAH!
Li'l Critters Whoops! Those furry Li'l Critters have gone and escaped from their cage. They were last spotted heading towards a leafy forest glade. If you see one, click on it as fast as you can and put them all back where they belong. Catch 5 to win the game, but beware -- they can be tricky! April Fools! I told you they were tricky.
INTRO Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and you've been recruited to help Cupid sharpen his shooting skills. HOW TO PLAY Move your mouse to aim and click to shoot at the targets. Watch where you're shooting! The couples are already spoken for and there are some targets who don't seem all that interested in love. Hope Your Valentine's Day Is Right On Target
Top 5 Life Lessons I Learned from The Easter Bunny 5. Break out of your shell. 4. Balance is the key to happiness. 3. Make each of your tasks a masterpiece. 2. Joy is in the air - you just need to catch it. and the #1 Life Lesson I Learned from the Easter bunny: 1. You gotta love a holiday that centers around chocolate. Happy Easter
Hey, you! American worker ! You who goes out every day and earns your paycheck by using your brain, your brawn, or your catlike instincts It is in your honor that we observe. Labor Day! To help celebrate, why not take the American Worker Labor day Quiz !
Punxsutawney Pummel It's Groundhog Day, and you know what that means -- if that lousy little rodent sees his shadow, it's 6 more weeks of winter for us! Click your mouse on the groundhog to swing your mallet and knock him out before he gets the chance to see his shadow. That stupid groundhog never had a chance! Spring is just around the corner! You let that critter out times. Keep your coat on! We've got 6 more weeks of winter!
Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, you'll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the building's windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
Halloween comes once a year so shake a leg and get in gear don't even want to suck your blood just don't be fillin' my bag with crud gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Apples are bad, pears are the pits popcorn balls give me green zits don't care if my teeth fall out candy's all I care about gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Dim lights and close the door you won't like what I have in store you'll find out how low I'll stoop with a flamin' pile of werewolf poop gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck!
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
Presenting a Halloween Monster Story for You Once upon a time in my house there was a scary fish monster and he lived in my fish tank. He was purple. He would come out the door and he would hide cookies under my bed and I ate all them--the entire bowl. I would ride on his shoulders to the park. We could play all day and all night, because he was nice. Have a monster-good time this Halloween!
I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
How Dogs Celebrate Easter 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. (You know...pretty much like every day!) Hope your Easter is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin' I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin' But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said I'm happy 'cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, there's lots of jelly beans They're yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But you'll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, you'll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and you'll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends They're neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) You'll eat them without thinking of the weigh you'll gain. You feel nauseated, but you can't abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.
Were vampires, were monstrous blood-sucking undead, So lets laugh, lets celebrate, lets toast to Halloween In life you go round only once, someone said, But it wasnt us or our zombie friends who will eat your spleen. Some think its all about the Trick or Treating, Going door to door in the darkness of night, To us it makes more sense just meeting To get together for a quick bite The townsfolk with torches are all nervous wrecks They have garlic and wooden stakes but they have to live in fear So lets sink our fangs into some peasant necks and rejoice that Halloween is finally here. Here! Here! Halloweens finally here! Here! Here! Into hearts lets strike fear! It is here lets strike fear fangs will bite cause tonights HALLOWEEN! Hope Your Halloweens a Classic!
Feeling overshadowed by other holidays, the leprechauns are out for a little revenge. Help them toss their rival holiday mascots across the magical forest. HOW TO PLAY As the leprechauns gain speed, press and hold the left mouse button to set your "toss angle" before the leprechauns get to the wall. Release the mouse button to toss before the arrow points to red. Happy St. Patrick's Day!