A Dad is An Amazing Man... When he sits in a recliner, IT gets relaxed. He wouldn't mind showing his feminine side...if he had one. No shirt, no shoes---he always gets service. He once asked for directions...just kidding. Google once asked him to find something. He doesn't cut the grass. The grass bows to him. Happy Father's Day to an Amazing Man!
We do it all because we're dads. Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Well Mr. Construction Is what my friends call me 'Cause all of the jobs I do are so manly, But find me at home And you'll probably see I'm the number one client at my daughter's tea party. If it's broken, we can fix it Duct tape makes it all work fine. There's no need to read a recipe -- They're just a waste of time. Do not tell Mom! We're your biggest fan, we know the score to every game you play, If your diaper's kinda smelly, Well, we'll make it go away. We don't mean to embarrass you when driving you to school... Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Happy "Dads" Day!
There's the kinda strong Like a country song When the lead guitar's on fire. There's the kind like a fighter Or a rodeo rider There's the kind like a steel-belt tire. There sure are lots of different Kinds-a strong -- that's surely true, But none compare, any time anywhere To a DAD STRONG dude like you! Chorus: DAD STRONG! Dad strong! ...and it fills our hearts with gratitude. DAD STRONG! Can't be wrong! ...with a thousand watts of DAD-i-tude. DAD STRONG! Can I get an oh yeah? Happy Father's Day!
Who gets up each day, just to earn his pay? Who's fearless and dependable and true? Who's the MVP of his family? Dad is, that's who! If you need advice With some tech device, he's up to every task. If you're stuck, or you Need a buck or two? You only have to ask. Who should just unwind, have a rest, recline? Take a break from all he does the whole year through? Yes -- who's number one for the things he's done? Dad is, that's who Dad is -- that's YOU!! Relax -- you've earned it! Happy Father's Day
Dad, Dad, Whatta Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely Take a break today! Stop the music! Youre singing at the same time I am. No, Im not. Yes, you are. Okay, Okay. Calm down. Lets just try again. There you go, again. What? Youre singing my part. Youre just jealous because Im a better singer. You are not! Am so! Are not! Am so! I give up. Hey! Happy Fathers Day!
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Gooooo Dad! Happy Dad's Day!
Dads are loving, Ever-caring, Patient and hard-working, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Dads would yell, and clap and whistle, When you'd given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Dad made you feel 10-feet tall. Even when he had to tell you, "Because I said so, that's why!" Or "If I have to come up there," Dad is still an awesome guy So to honor Dad and thank him On this third Sunday in June, Just to state that dads are great, we're Bringing you this classic tune! Happy Father's Day
It's Father's Day, Dad - And you get to pick your ideal day! Just choose one from each of the following lists and sit back and ENJOY! 1 Choose Your Activity Golf Bowling Fishing TV watching General relaxing/reclining 2 Choose your Beverage Beer Light Beer Dark Beer draft Beer Water (it's possible) 3 Free Fashion Blunder Without being Mocked (choose only one, please) Black socks with shorts T-shirt with holes Shirt with food stains Pants with food stains No pants 4 Disgusting personal Habit (choose only one, please) Nose pick Crotch scratch Ground-shaking Belch Big Fart Dig out ear wax with car keys 5 Choose a Remark to Say to Your Kid/Kids "Close the door! You trying to heat the whole neighborhood?" "In my day, I had to walk to school uphill in the snow! Both ways!" "Get me a beer." "What am I, MADE of money?" "Go ask your mother." Hope your Father's Day is just the way you like it!
Simply submit your photo, and well put it on a Fathers Day ecard. Click on the button below to select your photo. Close-up face shots work best, so be sure you use a nice, clear photo! Continue Enter Receivers Name; Enter Receivers Hometown; Enter Fun Fact about Receiver; Enter Receivers Favorite Food. Select Photo To an Untradeable Dad Happy Fathers Day
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
On your birthday, Dad, I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like - "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched", "The early bird gets a job worth doing well", "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." and you thought everything you said went in one ear, and walked a mile in their shoes. Happy Birthday!
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Happy Birthday to a great Dad!