Hey There! This is all about you and (WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING) Our nails are shinin', our curlers are hot I'm in this chair looking like an astronaut And it's time to give props to you! So, listen up now, make it understood We're celebratin' you, cuz you're crazy good Your name is: (RECIPIENT'S NAME) And it's our mission To party like a boss And give you recognition Cuz you deserve it, yo! Aww...snap, take a selfie Let's have a blast, The crew is getting jiggy While we're getting' waxed Cuz today the whole world is a shrine to you: You're incredible impeccable, and hella cool too From Timbuktu (TO: LOCATION) And It's time to C-E-L-E-B-R-A-T-E And I think we all agree That it's time to get ready Get a manni and a pedi (HAIR TYPE) Look pretty!! It's gorgeous! And the beat goes thump Make you wanna jump, fist pump Get Crunk! Your cray-crazy good Here's to You!
Today's -- a day to show appreciation For all of the moms across the land. Let's praise -- and heap upon them admiration: They all deserve a great big hand! Mama, Mia! Mothers are the best! Surely Mom should have a day of rest, And relaxation 'cause she's so, How-do-you-say? Magnifico! And Mother's Day's the perfect day for us to tell her so! Happy Mother's Day!
Moms are loving, Ever-caring, Really understanding, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Even when you wouldn't wash up, Clean your room, or just say "please," Mom was there with love and guidance During trying times like these. Moms will always clap the loudest, When you've given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Mom made you feel 10-feet tall. So we honor Mom and thank her Each year on this week in May, And wish her with all our hearts A truly classic Mother's Day! Enjoy Your Day!
Mother -- Chef -- Chauffer -- Employee -- Nurse -- Coach -- Cheerleader -- Tutor -- Maid -- Secretary -- Friend -- Happy Mother's Day to a woman who wears a lot of hats. --...which explains why you need so many shoes!
Youre a mommy, youre a mother, Its a job thats like no other: Its demanding, and its draining, Its a job for which there really was no training. Wiping counters, butts and noses, Cleaning up while famly dozes. Making sure kids wear clean undies, Working all week long, plus Saturdays and Sund-ies. Kissing boo boos, multi-tasking, Know your kids hurt without asking. Gasoline goes by the tank-full, Its for all of this and more your familys thankful! Happy Mothers Day!
These kids, they'll drive you straight into the nuthouse... and by the way, they shaved the dog. These kids, they think the world revolves around them... and by the way, the sink is clogged. And then, the principal would like to see you, What this concerns, you have no clue. And then, some person called who needed someone To volunteer... and now that's you. Mothers! Mothers! You have to do it all! Mothers! Mothers! You're there each time they fall.You're out of milk, you need a hug, The cat threw up on your new rug... |If only they all knew about the stuff that you go through.Mothers! Mothers! You cook, you clean, you work Mothers! Mothers! Trying not to go berserk! Kids need a ride, they want tattoos, They want two-hundred-dollar shoes! On Mother's Day, we thank you for the great things that you do.Hey! On Mother's Day we thank you for the great things that you do !Happy Mother's Day!
An optimist sees the glass as half full... A pessimist sees the glass as half empty... A mother sees the glass of someone who didn't finish their drink, pick up their glass, or put it in the dishwasher. Happy Mother's Day!
This Mother's Day, you deserve a dip in a warm pool with the hunk of your choice to sing your praises. Just choose which hunk you'd like and click on their name to schedule your bath. Sorry, is booked up, but Morty is available. Happy Mother's Day!
A mother's work is never done - even on Mother's Day - it's time to play! The Laundromat - memory game - how do I play? Click on the dryer doors. Match all of the socks to see your special message. - Let me at 'em! In the great laundry basket of life, there are lots of moms. You're the really cool one that can never be matched
M is for the many special Memories, -- O is cuz there's Only One of you, -- T is for the Tenderness with children, -- H is for the Helpful things you do, -- E is for Every silly game and story, -- R is for these compliments you Rate... -- Put them all together you get -- MOTHER! -- Here's hoping that your Mother's Day is great!
A special little tune just for you Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore! Happy birthday, anyway
Hey, there, Caelin Carrot. You're looking very thin! Thanks, Celereee! That color is so in! How 'bout you, Carly Flower --- take a dip recently? You know it, girl! Only half a calorie! We're totally offensive, we know we don't have taste. We ruin a good meal. Out to dinner? What a waste. When everyone is ordering the shrimp in beer-fried batter. You have the healthy choice, the heart-good veggie platter. But you don't have an option, you want to watch your weight. We're the ones you have to chow on, the ones you truly hate. We're the veggies in your life, the mean ol' legume platter. If you do not eat us, you know that you'll grow fatter. We're the veggies on your table, what a gastrotastrophe! And then for after dinner, replace the pie with some green tea.
Outside Verse: Hey, Birthday Queen here are some things you can do to make your big day fabulous Inside Verse: PRESS HERE (instructions w/arrow) Pick up the phone and call in sick! Have a girls night out (but just dont end up on Girls Gone Wild). Wear your sexiest outfit and get free drinks. Order frou-frou umbrella drinks all night. Three words: full body massage. Order every dessert on the menu! Get lots of gifts (even if you buy them yourself). Go shopping and max out your credit card. Happy Birthday