On this auspicious day in [BIRTH MONTH] We wishest a most splendid birthday to thee, The magnificent [RECIPIENT] Dost thou know the time? 'Tis the grandest of days! It's your birthday, [TITLE] It tissent a jousting we're singing about - Not mounting a milky, white steed Let morrow not come without first beakers raised To honour thee: [RECIPIENT] - It tissent a plague Not dancing a jig - Not making a chain-mail vest Simply bidding good graces to thee Verily from [SENDER] But Lords and Ladies, Wenches and Sirs: It's not coats of armour - or crestfallen maidens or falconry - or weaving a loin cloth or moated castles - or milking a dragon or leatherworking - or poor sanitation or peasants and squires - or dysentery we're simply honoring thee: [RECIPIENT] Happy Birthday to Thee!
There's the kinda strong Like a country song When the lead guitar's on fire. There's the kind like a fighter Or a rodeo rider There's the kind like a steel-belt tire. There sure are lots of different Kinds-a strong -- that's surely true, But none compare, any time anywhere To a DAD STRONG dude like you! Chorus: DAD STRONG! Dad strong! ...and it fills our hearts with gratitude. DAD STRONG! Can't be wrong! ...with a thousand watts of DAD-i-tude. DAD STRONG! Can I get an oh yeah? Happy Father's Day!
We do it all because we're dads. Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Well Mr. Construction Is what my friends call me 'Cause all of the jobs I do are so manly, But find me at home And you'll probably see I'm the number one client at my daughter's tea party. If it's broken, we can fix it Duct tape makes it all work fine. There's no need to read a recipe -- They're just a waste of time. Do not tell Mom! We're your biggest fan, we know the score to every game you play, If your diaper's kinda smelly, Well, we'll make it go away. We don't mean to embarrass you when driving you to school... Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Happy "Dads" Day!
Hey, I know how much you like getting the latest tech stuff, so for Father's Day I searched all over the web and got you something really special! This electronic greeting! (it's the most advanced model they had) Hope you like it! Happy Father's Day
A Dad is An Amazing Man... When he sits in a recliner, IT gets relaxed. He wouldn't mind showing his feminine side...if he had one. No shirt, no shoes---he always gets service. He once asked for directions...just kidding. Google once asked him to find something. He doesn't cut the grass. The grass bows to him. Happy Father's Day to an Amazing Man!
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Gooooo Dad! Happy Dad's Day!
Dads are loving, Ever-caring, Patient and hard-working, too. There with love when things go either Really good or bad for you. Dads would yell, and clap and whistle, When you'd given it your all, Even when you were quite little, Dad made you feel 10-feet tall. Even when he had to tell you, "Because I said so, that's why!" Or "If I have to come up there," Dad is still an awesome guy So to honor Dad and thank him On this third Sunday in June, Just to state that dads are great, we're Bringing you this classic tune! Happy Father's Day
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache! Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the Dad's Day ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' wishes to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your Father's Day is happy!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Can't get out to the golf course on your birthday? That's no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! How To Play Par, birdie bogey - you know all that stuff, right? Well, here's how to play the Monkey Mini-Golf game! Click you mouse to drop you ball wherever you want to on the tee box. After you've made your drop, click and drag your mouse away from the ball to create a stroke arrow. The bigger and longer the stroke arrow, the harder your swing is going to be. Sand traps will slow you down, and ice traps will speed you up. Other than that, just watch out for hills and other obstacles and try to get it into the hole in as few shots as you can! PLAY Happy Birthday! It's your day to monkey around.
It's time for fathers everywhere to turn up the heat and play "The Grill Master 500"! The object of the game? Don't let your family's dinner go up in smoke! Are you ready? Gentlemen, start your grills! Click on a piece of food to place it on the grill. Click the food on the grill to move it with your spatula onto the tray before it burns. make sure your food is thoroughly cooked. you have 30 seconds. Keep an eye on the charcoal to see how much time is left. Click here to begin! you cook 3 pieces successfully! Not bad, pass the steak sauce and enjoy! Hope your Father's Day sizzles!
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
Experts say 30 minutes of exercise a day will add years to your life. So I hired this hamster to do it for you.... click here to start; the click here to stop the pain. ...but watching him for 29 more minutes would probably be more painful than doing it yourself thanks Have a happy birthday - and a healthy year!
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time to accomplish...um, nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!