A Father's Day Letter to my Brother Dear My Brother, As the years pass, we often leave things unspoken-although some things Have been spoken-for example, I think you called me "stupid" more than a few times, but let's not get into that. What I mean is that, although I don't say it often enough...Or maybe I do, I don't know...I've never kept track, really...but I've realized one important thing in my life is having a great brother like you. So, you know...Happy Father's Day and all that stuff.
Were vampires, were monstrous blood-sucking undead, So lets laugh, lets celebrate, lets toast to Halloween In life you go round only once, someone said, But it wasnt us or our zombie friends who will eat your spleen. Some think its all about the Trick or Treating, Going door to door in the darkness of night, To us it makes more sense just meeting To get together for a quick bite The townsfolk with torches are all nervous wrecks They have garlic and wooden stakes but they have to live in fear So lets sink our fangs into some peasant necks and rejoice that Halloween is finally here. Here! Here! Halloweens finally here! Here! Here! Into hearts lets strike fear! It is here lets strike fear fangs will bite cause tonights HALLOWEEN! Hope Your Halloweens a Classic!
It's time for fathers everywhere to turn up the heat and play "The Grill Master 500"! The object of the game? Don't let your family's dinner go up in smoke! Are you ready? Gentlemen, start your grills! Click on a piece of food to place it on the grill. Click the food on the grill to move it with your spatula onto the tray before it burns. make sure your food is thoroughly cooked. you have 30 seconds. Keep an eye on the charcoal to see how much time is left. Click here to begin! you cook 3 pieces successfully! Not bad, pass the steak sauce and enjoy! Hope your Father's Day sizzles!
Hope your Sweetest Day is a great day, a first-rate day, zoppit-a-bate-day. Gonna be real special Sweetest Day and everything is gonna be okay. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Sweetest Day is something to sing about!
We pitched in to get you this all expenses-paid vacation to the Bahamas. You're so great, we've decided to give you a company car! Guess what? You're getting a big raise - and a bonus! Here's your company credit card. Get yourself a new wardrobe. Important people like you get a three day weekend every single week. ...This Administrative Professionals Day fantasy was brought to you by ME! Have a happy one!
Presenting a Halloween Monster Story for You Once upon a time in my house there was a scary fish monster and he lived in my fish tank. He was purple. He would come out the door and he would hide cookies under my bed and I ate all them--the entire bowl. I would ride on his shoulders to the park. We could play all day and all night, because he was nice. Have a monster-good time this Halloween!
Greta the Groundhog would like to return to her burrow, but she has to cross the Valley of the Shadow to get there. Help her outrun the sun and avoid the other obstacles in her way, and she will invite you to her Early Spring Party! Use your mouse to move up and down to avoid the obstacles. You have 30 seconds. Good luck! Happy Groundhog Day!
A St. Patrick's Day Poem for My Sweetie I could search Ireland from shore to shore And find no one else I so adore. From the Aran Isles in Galway Bay To the eastern coast and the town of Bray. In Tara Hill, Kanturk or Mountbellew, Not a soul can compare to you. Youre my love, and thats no blarney just thinkin about ye makes me harny. Happy St. Patricks Day
And now, its time for ASK CUPID, starring everybodys favorite God of Love, CUPID! Hey, out there you lovers, sweethearts, suitors, wooers, and swains. Swains? What the hecks a swain? Did I say that? Its your old buddy Cupid here. Are you looking for that special someone? Some hunk or honey you canyou know. You KNOW what Im talkin about. Or maybe you want give your current relationship a little extra Well, youve come to the right place. Cause I got the answers to your questions damour. That means of love. Lets see whats in the ol mailbag, shall we? Hmm. Lance from Los Angeles writes: Dear Cupid, My girlfriends measurements are 38-24-36. Shes tall and blonde and beautiful wants me to move into her mansion with her and her twin sister. I dont know what to do. Can you help? Yeah, Lance. I can help. Run! Run as fast as you can away from that situation! Its not healthy. And send me your girlfriends phone number. I want to give her a piece of my (slide whistle SFX) mind. MIND. I said MIND! (looks around, worried) Whos next? Candy from Kentucky writes: Dear Cupid, My husband thinks hes a Chihuahua. What can I do? Chihuahua, huh? Okay. One more. Lets see Someone named Deedee from Des Moines writes: Dear Cupid, Im in love, but Im not sure my love loves me, or even knows Im in love. Id love to love my love and would love to be loved. I love love. How do I find love? Geez. Im the freakin GOD of Love, and youre making ME sick. Listen, Deedee, if thats your real name, you dont find love; love finds you. Sit back, and Ill see what I can do. Okay? Geez. So thats it for now. But Valentines Day is coming, and you may see me in YOUR neighborhood. I may even come to see YOU. And then maybe YOU could Happy Valentines Day!
M is for the many special Memories, -- O is cuz there's Only One of you, -- T is for the Tenderness with children, -- H is for the Helpful things you do, -- E is for Every silly game and story, -- R is for these compliments you Rate... -- Put them all together you get -- MOTHER! -- Here's hoping that your Mother's Day is great!
In an old tale, an Irishman catches a leprechaun and makes him reveal which tree his pot of gold is buried under. Next Page The Irishman ties a red handkerchief around the trunk and goes away to find a shovel. When he returns, he finds that the leprechaun has tied a red handkerchief around every other tree in the forest. Use your mouse to help the Irishman find the right tree before the Leprechaun comes with all his angry little friends. You have 30 seconds. Click to Start Too bad! You've run out of time. Looks like there's no Luck of the Irish for you. Play Again Done Congratulations! Let's hope the Irishman will share a little of his good luck with you this St. Patrick's Day. Wishing you luck and good fortune on St. Patrick's Day!
So, I'm running around like a CRAZY woman, trying to get WAY more done than is humanly possible... when suddenly MY PHONE RINGS and I think oh no, WHAT NOW?! But then I see it's YOU and I SMILE, and, for a while anyway, things aren't quite so hectic... You lift my mood and keep me laughing through the chaos. What more could anyone ask for in a FRIEND?
This Halloween, why settle for the same old, boring jack-o-lantern when you can have a crack-o-lantern or a Yack-o-lantern or a Rack-o-lantern or a Wack-o-lantern or a Mac-o-lantern HAPPY HALLOWEEN :-)
Its Halloween and the ghosts are out. Pair up the different ghosts in the haunted house before the cauldron comes to a boil and you get a special treat. Otherwise, you get a scary trick! You WIN! Happy Halloween! Oh, well. Try Again, and have a Happy Halloween!
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O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Happy Canada Day