Top Five Leprechaun Complaints Number Five This cereal is neither magical nor delicious! Number Four Its hard to hold your whiskey when youre built like a four-year-old. Number Three If I hear, Top o the mornin to ya! one more time, someones gonna get hurt! Number Two Every time I wash me leprechaun outfit, me entire laundry turns green! And the Number One Leprechaun Complaint Tiny little leprechaun. Tiny little shillelagh! Happy St. Patricks Day
M is for the many special Memories, -- O is cuz there's Only One of you, -- T is for the Tenderness with children, -- H is for the Helpful things you do, -- E is for Every silly game and story, -- R is for these compliments you Rate... -- Put them all together you get -- MOTHER! -- Here's hoping that your Mother's Day is great!
Halloween comes once a year so shake a leg and get in gear don't even want to suck your blood just don't be fillin' my bag with crud gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Apples are bad, pears are the pits popcorn balls give me green zits don't care if my teeth fall out candy's all I care about gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Dim lights and close the door you won't like what I have in store you'll find out how low I'll stoop with a flamin' pile of werewolf poop gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck!
Greta the Groundhog would like to return to her burrow, but she has to cross the Valley of the Shadow to get there. Help her outrun the sun and avoid the other obstacles in her way, and she will invite you to her Early Spring Party! Use your mouse to move up and down to avoid the obstacles. You have 30 seconds. Good luck! Happy Groundhog Day!
Secretaries Day . . . Administrative Assistants Day . . . Administrative Professionals Day . . . The-only-one-around-here-who-knows-what-the-hell's-going-on Day . . . Whatever you choose to call it, have a great one!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet Halloween will be here soon, we'll be howling at the moon-- If you're happy then shout "Happy Halloween!" Time to scare up some fun and have a Happy Halloween!
We pitched in to get you this all expenses-paid vacation to the Bahamas. You're so great, we've decided to give you a company car! Guess what? You're getting a big raise - and a bonus! Here's your company credit card. Get yourself a new wardrobe. Important people like you get a three day weekend every single week. ...This Administrative Professionals Day fantasy was brought to you by ME! Have a happy one!
Hey, you! American worker ! You who goes out every day and earns your paycheck by using your brain, your brawn, or your catlike instincts It is in your honor that we observe. Labor Day! To help celebrate, why not take the American Worker Labor day Quiz !
A St. Patrick's Day Poem for My Sweetie I could search Ireland from shore to shore And find no one else I so adore. From the Aran Isles in Galway Bay To the eastern coast and the town of Bray. In Tara Hill, Kanturk or Mountbellew, Not a soul can compare to you. Youre my love, and thats no blarney just thinkin about ye makes me harny. Happy St. Patricks Day
A Father's Day Letter to my Brother Dear My Brother, As the years pass, we often leave things unspoken-although some things Have been spoken-for example, I think you called me "stupid" more than a few times, but let's not get into that. What I mean is that, although I don't say it often enough...Or maybe I do, I don't know...I've never kept track, really...but I've realized one important thing in my life is having a great brother like you. So, you know...Happy Father's Day and all that stuff.
Presenting a Halloween Monster Story for You Once upon a time in my house there was a scary fish monster and he lived in my fish tank. He was purple. He would come out the door and he would hide cookies under my bed and I ate all them--the entire bowl. I would ride on his shoulders to the park. We could play all day and all night, because he was nice. Have a monster-good time this Halloween!
It's time for fathers everywhere to turn up the heat and play "The Grill Master 500"! The object of the game? Don't let your family's dinner go up in smoke! Are you ready? Gentlemen, start your grills! Click on a piece of food to place it on the grill. Click the food on the grill to move it with your spatula onto the tray before it burns. make sure your food is thoroughly cooked. you have 30 seconds. Keep an eye on the charcoal to see how much time is left. Click here to begin! you cook 3 pieces successfully! Not bad, pass the steak sauce and enjoy! Hope your Father's Day sizzles!
Sometimes a holiday needs more than a few decorations. And sometimes you've got to be more than sweet to survive. "This could get a little sticky" This Fall, get ready for the sweetest thrill ride of the season, as this gang of unlikely heroes does whatever it takes to take Halloween back. With romance With action With drama This Halloween get caught up in The Sweet Escape... Because the days of these tasty treats getting tricked are over. Happy Halloween
Hope your Sweetest Day is a great day, a first-rate day, zoppit-a-bate-day. Gonna be real special Sweetest Day and everything is gonna be okay. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Sweetest Day is something to sing about!
So, I'm running around like a CRAZY woman, trying to get WAY more done than is humanly possible... when suddenly MY PHONE RINGS and I think oh no, WHAT NOW?! But then I see it's YOU and I SMILE, and, for a while anyway, things aren't quite so hectic... You lift my mood and keep me laughing through the chaos. What more could anyone ask for in a FRIEND?
This Halloween, why settle for the same old, boring jack-o-lantern when you can have a crack-o-lantern or a Yack-o-lantern or a Rack-o-lantern or a Wack-o-lantern or a Mac-o-lantern HAPPY HALLOWEEN :-)