Today's -- a day to show appreciation For all of the moms across the land. Let's praise -- and heap upon them admiration: They all deserve a great big hand! Mama, Mia! Mothers are the best! Surely Mom should have a day of rest, And relaxation 'cause she's so, How-do-you-say? Magnifico! And Mother's Day's the perfect day for us to tell her so! Happy Mother's Day!
When a year has gone by, And balloons fill the sky that's your birthday, When the world to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's your birthday. Folks will sing, Sing-a-ling-a-ling, And they'll bring Bring-a-ling-a-ling Birthday wishes, There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. Hope Your Birthday is Magnifico!
Enter your name below: SENDER'S NAME Happy April Fools' Day! Exit. System Error. That's it?! OK. These emails don't just spontaneously burst into existence, you know. Programmers actually have to spend time coding these suckers. OK. I mean, really! Will a few more minutes of art appreciation hurt you? Think of the poor sap who sat at a desk, coloring this thing in. OK. And don't be too quick to forget about the nice person who sent you this email. Do you think they give these things away for free? No way - somebody shelled out big bucks for this baby. OK. Are You Sure? Are you positively SURE you want to exit this program? OK. Ok, then... Well, OK, then... OK. You're a Persistent One, Aren't You? If you really want to exit this program, I won't stop you. OK. Last One, I Promise! ...except to wish you a happy April Fools' Day one last time. OK. Honestly, This Is the Last One. Happy April Fools' Day! OK. Gullible. Boy, you'll believe anything you read, won't you? OK. Or is the button-pushing thing some kind of compulsion? OK. Hey, I don't have all day, you know! Do you want to exit this program or not?! OK. Then why didn't you say so in the first place?! OK. In honor of April Fools' Day, this complete waste of time has been brought to you by SENDER'S NAME .
Your word is ancient. Ancient. What's the definition? Older than dirt, elderly, advanced in years. Can you use it in a sentence? The person viewing this card is ancient. Oh, I know that one. A-N-C-I-E-N-T, ancient. That's correct! Let me spell it out for you...happy birthday!
What day is today? Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Oh [RECIPIENT], It's been well worth the wait, It's the [DATE] day of [MONTH] You are [PERSONALIZED MESSAGE] today And now it's your time to celebrate! Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Today is your birthday Happy Birthday The most amazing day of the year Today is your birthday! Today is your birthday It's Amazing Happy Birthday - Unbelievable This is the very best day of the year Time to celebrate Today is your birthday Ooooooh! Happy Birthday It's the GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Happy Birthday!
Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
Hola "RECIPIENT" It's your birthday, we're here to party, And sing to you. It's from "SENDER" Hope you are bueno, the fun will rain-o The whole day through. From the gulf up to the mountains, The city lights and fountains, We hope you're birthday's excellente. Cuz today you're turning "AGE" So perhaps you should "ACTIVITY" Cuz today is your day Hola "RECIPIENT" You deserve a grand fiesta, And later on siesta, And the best of everything! Happy Birthday
I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!
Ooh-ooh, what cake will you get this year? Chocolate fudge, 6 or 7 tier? Tiramisu or gingerbread? Maybe a chocolate mocha mousse instead? "Forget apple pie," is what I say, 'cause, you could've had that any day. Don't you know that I heard that it was cake time. Hope some candles make the day shine. Ooohhhh, I heard that it was cake time. Another slice would be mighty fine, yummy, yummy...yeah. Have a Decadent Birthday!
This one goes out to you, (RECIPIENT) Today's the birthday of a (DESCRIPTIVE TERM) Born to soar up high! Born to be a (HOBBY OR JOB) Underneath the wide (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) sky Oh yes from (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) And all across the land they're singin' Happy birthday to you!! Oh me oh my, Gonna be a blue sky, Gonna be a happy day Cookies in the oven, gonna eat about a dozen Then you can hit the hay!! And if you listen to the wind, you can hear it sing Happy Birthday...(RECIPIENT) Happy Birthday to you!
(song lyrics) : Valentine's Day / It's when love is in the air / A day for sweet candy on your lips / Sweet nothings in your ear / Candy kisses roses red / Everywhere the love is spread / Fills your heart with such a glow / Feels so good oh oh / If Cupid sets his sight on you / Ain't nothing baby you can do / Let him pull that string back on his bow / Pierce you with his love arrow / Now can't you just feel it / It's the day for Valentines / Hoping yours is extra fine / And I'm here to simply say / Since you're totally the best / B - E - S - T / Such a cut above the rest / Such a cut above the rest / Happy Valentine's Day!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
Hope your Valentine's is a sweet day, a neat day, zoppit-a-beet-day. Gonna be a real special Valentine and everything is gonna be just fine. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Valentine's Day is something to sing about!
This is a happy Boss's Day wish just for you, the... always-there-for-me, would-do-anything-for-me, trustworthy-loyal-helpful-friendly wouldn't-want-another, couldn't want-a-better, thanks-for-all-you-do-for-me Happy Boss's Day!
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.