I'm William Shatner. I've done a lot of things in my career, but this takes the cake. This is so cool. You, [RECIPIENT'S NAME], today it's all about you [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING] it's exciting, it makes me want to celebrate, makes me want to get up out of this chair, makes me want to sing, makes me want to dance, Makes make me wanna (Shout) Kick my heels up and (Shout) Throw my hands up and (Shout) Throw my head back and (Shout) No, really -- people should be shouting your name in the streets. Come on now, Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing that name [RECIPIENT'S NAME] Sing it out loud! I wanna celebrate! Put it up in lights! No one else deserves to be celebrated like you, 'cause you are the BEST! I want you to know, I said I want you know right now, You know you make me wanna shout, That's right you make me wanna shout 'cause there really is no doubt You know what I'm talking about You make me wanna SHOUT!!!! Yeah! You make me wanna shout. [WHAT YOU'RE CELEBRATING], [RECIPIENT'S NAME]!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
I heard you're not feeling great, so I thought you should meet, Will, the e-male nurse. Time for another sponge bath. This warm oil massage ought to improve your circulation. Would you like a gin chaser for your four o'clock meds? Into bed with you, right now! I'll just take off my shirt and help you with that crossword puzzle. Get Will soon.