How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owners face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit magic box. Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy private time behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean magic box and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to see something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Todays is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it b-day just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think theyre fun I hope you like b-days cause youre the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause youre the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, youre the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
I have confidence that Christ Jesus began good work in you, and He will carry it on to completion The Lord will see it through. I thank my God every time every time I remember you, sharing His love and His grace. We will rejoice in the Lord, and follow His ways. On your birthday, I just want you to know how thankful I am for the blessing you are to me.
You are Gods Masterpiece, created in His image and by His divine design. He said, Faith, and gave you the strength to move mountains . . . He said, Hope, and shaped the desires of your heart . . . He said, Love, and made you the amazing person you are. Happy Birthday
Thank you! Thank you! Hey everyone, I'm Tiffany. And I'm Therese. I'm white! And I'm hot! And we're the White Hot Divas! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. The melody comes easily, so you can sing along. A birthday's here just once a year so let's not get this wrong. We're happy to sing for a great human being...that's YOU! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. Got the cake, time to partake and join the happy throng. Hope your wishes all come true. If they don't, well, what're ya gonna do? We'll still celebrate this happy date and laugh the whole night long. Happy Birthday